Whale of a Time: Ethereum Investor Surfaces with a Splash! 🐋💰

Just an hour ago, the wallet linked to the original ICO address “0xD612” executed a grand gesture, sending forth 6,000 ETH — a princely sum of approximately $9.55 million at the time. But wait, there’s more! A mere 45 minutes later, 3,000 ETH, worth about $4.78 million, waltzed from the new address to a well-known Kraken deposit address, hinting at a potential sell-off. Oh, the drama! 🎭

Crypto Heist! 7M Vanishes in Hong Kong Fog! 😱

In a missive posted on that modern-day town square, X (formerly known as that bird-themed platform), the platform declared they are waltzing with the police’s Criminal Division and Cybercrime Unit, as well as that esteemed blockchain security firm, SlowMist, to unravel this Gordian knot and unmask the culprit. One hopes they have better luck than Pontius Pilate. 🙏

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Could $90K Be Just Around the Corner?

Now, what’s the latest gossip on Bitcoin’s (BTC) price? Experts seem to be chomping at the bit about what’s next. Spoiler: It involves a lot of “breakout” talk and the hope that Bitcoin might, just might, finally hit that $90,000 mark. But hey, don’t hold your breath. Or do. It’s 2025, anything’s possible.

OM Token’s Wild Ride: Price Crash & Liquidations Galore!

The liquidations, oh the liquidations! In just the last 24 hours, we watched $3.8 million disappear into the abyss – most of it coming from the overzealous bulls who thought they could tame the market. And as if that wasn’t enough, another $800,000 was wiped out in just 12 hours, all of it from those who placed their bets on the wrong side of the market. You can almost hear the sound of despair from here.

Fed Chairman Clucks & Bitcoin Ducks: Who’s Kicking Whom in the Wallet?

At the Economic Club of Chicago—fancy place, not a hot dog stand—Powell made it clear he’s tougher to sway than a street performer who won’t drop the hat for Trump’s tweets. He warned that these high tariffs might crank up inflation like a bad band’s volume knob, putting the Fed’s double duty (fight inflation AND promote growth) in a pickle jar full of pickles.