“Bitcoin: The Untamed Beast That Even CEOs Can’t Tame!”
#Bitcoin is the only truly neutral currency—available 24/7 worldwide, without bias or borders.
In a world of rising tensions and tariffs, BTC stands strong.
#Bitcoin is the only truly neutral currency—available 24/7 worldwide, without bias or borders.
In a world of rising tensions and tariffs, BTC stands strong.
Just an hour ago, the wallet linked to the original ICO address “0xD612” executed a grand gesture, sending forth 6,000 ETH — a princely sum of approximately $9.55 million at the time. But wait, there’s more! A mere 45 minutes later, 3,000 ETH, worth about $4.78 million, waltzed from the new address to a well-known Kraken deposit address, hinting at a potential sell-off. Oh, the drama! 🎭
Whale Alert, which sounds like a rather dramatic marine documentary but is actually a platform that tracks massive crypto moves, suggests that these giant transfers are their way of saying, “Hey, we like what we see.”
In a missive posted on that modern-day town square, X (formerly known as that bird-themed platform), the platform declared they are waltzing with the police’s Criminal Division and Cybercrime Unit, as well as that esteemed blockchain security firm, SlowMist, to unravel this Gordian knot and unmask the culprit. One hopes they have better luck than Pontius Pilate. 🙏
Now, what’s the latest gossip on Bitcoin’s (BTC) price? Experts seem to be chomping at the bit about what’s next. Spoiler: It involves a lot of “breakout” talk and the hope that Bitcoin might, just might, finally hit that $90,000 mark. But hey, don’t hold your breath. Or do. It’s 2025, anything’s possible.
According to VanEck’s head of digital asset research, Matthew Sigel, the VanEck Onchain Economy ETF (NODE) will aim to hold 30-60 stocks. The management fee? A modest 0.69%. Because who doesn’t love a good deal? 😏
According to a rather serious announcement on April 17, auto.fun lets you create, deploy, and even make money from these AI agents. And the best part? You don’t need to know a single line of code! It’s like magic, only slightly less dangerous. 🧙♂️
The liquidations, oh the liquidations! In just the last 24 hours, we watched $3.8 million disappear into the abyss – most of it coming from the overzealous bulls who thought they could tame the market. And as if that wasn’t enough, another $800,000 was wiped out in just 12 hours, all of it from those who placed their bets on the wrong side of the market. You can almost hear the sound of despair from here.
The noble goal set by the Stellar Development Foundation (SDF), that altruistic nonprofit, is to build upon existing partnerships with the financial titans like Franklin Templeton and Wisdom Tree. Because who doesn’t want to play with the big boys?
At the Economic Club of Chicago—fancy place, not a hot dog stand—Powell made it clear he’s tougher to sway than a street performer who won’t drop the hat for Trump’s tweets. He warned that these high tariffs might crank up inflation like a bad band’s volume knob, putting the Fed’s double duty (fight inflation AND promote growth) in a pickle jar full of pickles.