Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s price has cooled from its dizzying $124K high – now lounging in the $104K-$110K range. Looks like the big players are stretching their legs, maybe sharpening their swords for the next round.
First off, let’s talk about those oh-so-interesting correlations. Remember last year? No? Well, that’s fine-April was the time when the launch of Bitcoin spot ETFs was the talk of the town. BlackRock’s IBIT fund, which is swimming in over $85 billion, saw a 50% spike-only to nosedive by 25% afterward. That’s some real rollercoaster action, folks.
A strategic pirouette, no? In the face of Western sanctions-those iron curtains of finance-Russia whispers, “Checkmate,” as it sidesteps the traditional banking chains. 💸✨
The long-term chart of Stellar, that eternal dancer, tells a tale of wild highs and crushing lows. Since its birth, the token has soared 11,580%, a phoenix rising, only to be doused by the cold waters of profit-taking. Each rally, a fleeting victory, each correction, a cruel jest.
The Avalanche narrative is gainin’ traction faster than a Twain tale at a campfire. Share reckons AVAX has a knack for peakin’ in the last leg of the year, just like a firecracker on the Fourth of July. History’s got a way of repeatin’ itself, and late Q4 rallies have always sent this crypto shootin’ for the stars. 🌠🤠
The National Basketball Association (NBA), the National Basketball Players Association (NBPA), and Dapper Labs have, with great fanfare, announced new features for NBA Top Shot, their digital collectibles platform built on the Flow blockchain. A platform, one might add, that promises to immortalize fleeting moments of athletic glory in the cold, unfeeling embrace of code. 📜✨
MVRV, NVT, and Stock-to-Flow ratios rise like Frankenstein’s monster-stitched together from entrails of data, hinting that supply tightens tighter than a Victorian corset. Investors, ever the optimists, cling to hope like a drunkard to a lamppost. 🍻
This little project is just an extension of Hive’s shenanigans in the region, which kicked off when they snaffled up Bitfarms’ operations in Paraguay back in January 2025. With this new phase, the total renewable mining capacity at the Paraguayan campus will hit 400 MW, making it the country’s biggest and most boast-worthy facility. And where’s all that power coming from? Why, the Itaipú Dam, of course-famous for its dirt-cheap electricity and carbon footprint so small it could fit in a teacup. ☕️
In a missive on X, Diana echoed the sage words of Jake Claver, whose wisdom is as profound as a Tolstoy monologue. Exchanges, it seems, shall falter like a poorly constructed dacha, unable to bear the weight of XRP holders clamoring to exit at market value. Imagine, if you will, the price soaring to $10, only for the hapless investor to find their order filled at a paltry $8.50. Ah, slippage-the cruel jest of the market! 😂📉
To be blunt, it’s hard to claim that someone “owns” an NFT if third-party technical difficulties can block access. This issue may encourage a shift to other blockchains or a further decline in the NFT sector. Because nothing says “ownership” like a server crash. 😂