Ali Martinez, the crypto equivalent of a fortune teller with a spreadsheet, claims XRP might bounce back to $2.50 by December. Because nothing says “hope” like a graph that looks like a drunk seagull’s flight path. 🐦✈️ But here’s the catch: it has to survive the $1.94 level. Because apparently, numbers have feelings now. 💔
Starting Tuesday, the BITW will be officially “uplisted” (sounds fancy, right?) to NYSE Arca – one of the New York Stock Exchange’s shiny, electronic markets designed for exchange-traded products. This is like the crypto equivalent of being invited to the grown-up table. The fund will now trade as an exchange-traded product (ETP), in case you were wondering what that means. Don’t worry, we’re not all supposed to understand this lingo, just nod and smile.
The latest twist came when Matthew Sigel, a man who probably owns more coffee than Bitcoin, shared a note from Bernstein. The analysts, ever the optimists, claimed Bitcoin’s cycle has broken free from its four-year shackles and is now a lanky, overconfident colt galloping toward glory. 🐎
The cherry on top? A tag to David Schwartz, Ripple’s CTO and the architect of the XRP Ledger, who’s currently playing the role of a stoic king, ignoring the chaos. 🧠👑
According to CoinGlass (because of course, it’s not official unless someone named CoinGlass says so), Shiba Inu’s spot trading volume on Kraken saw a meteoric 154% rise over the past week. Other major exchanges like Binance, Bybit, OKX, and Gemini are also jumping on the bandwagon, showing that maybe-just maybe-the spot buyers are trying to prop up SHIB at a critical support level while the rest of the crypto world is taking a nap.
This amendment, a veritable Houdini in the ledger’s constraints, abolishes the directory page limit. Why? Because the object reserve requirements, those silent sentinels of economic incentive, have already discouraged users from spamming the ledger with frivolous entries. Or so we hope. 🤷♂️
With the Fed meeting just a day away, the timing is chef’s kiss perfect for maximum chaos. 🌋 The crypto market? Oh, it’s watching with the same wide-eyed panic as a reality TV contestant waiting for the elimination ceremony. 🤑
Previously, on the fateful day of September 15, 2025 – yes, you read correctly, 2025 – Kusama declared that his silence was but a cloak, a shield against the chaos of the world, while secretly tending to his fiery personal quest, perhaps involving AI or some divine madness best left unspoken. The community, like battered travelers, waited with bated breath for him to return from his self-imposed exile.
