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“I require Bitcoin to reclaim its $100,000 throne,” he insists, “before I’ll permit myself to frolic in the champagne of momentum. Until then, we’re merely rehearsing for the encore.” 🎭💸

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The $0.12 level, that eternal beacon of hope for crypto traders, remains a critical long-term support level. Or so they say. 🤷‍♂️ A double-bottom pattern is forming, but let us not confuse a hopeful guess with a confirmed miracle. 🧙‍♂️

Behold! The phantom of spot demand haunts the hollowed halls of crypto exchanges, while derivatives squirm like damned souls in purgatory. Low liquidity? A carnival mirror warping reality! 🤪

As of today, December 29, our dear Ripple (XRP) token finds itself trading at $1.8700, which is nearly half of its lofty heights achieved earlier this year. How quaint! 🎈

So, our dear APT took a little nap-down 1.7% to $1.70- catching the market yawn. Unfortunately, it’s underperforming the big, bad crypto crowd, who seem to be slightly more energetic, or maybe just less sleepy. 😴

On the NIGHT/USDT chart, courtesy of the ever-reliable TradingView, the latest candle is sitting pretty at $0.092216, up a sprightly 2.67%. And would you Adam and Eve it? The price is holding firm above the Bollinger Bands basis of $0.085786. That old indicator, always the trend’s trusty sidekick, is lending its support-until, of course, it decides to throw in the towel. 🧢

La Banque du Peuple de Chine (PBOC, pour les intimes) a récemment lancé une mise à jour spectaculaire dans la saga de sa monnaie numérique, le fameux CBDC. Imaginez-la comme une révolution dans la gestion financière, avec un document portant un titre aussi pompeux qu’un prix Nobel : “Action Plan for Strengthening Digital RMB & Infrastructure”. Rien que ça, mes amis! 📜🧐

This shenanigan was spotted by Lookonchain, a detective agency for blockchain mysteries, on December 29. The trail goes back to October 2025-yes, the future-or as we like to call it, Tuesday. 📆

Let us not forget Michael Saylor’s signature dance-an “orange dot” on X-an ancient signal that signals, well, more Bitcoin. To his followers, it’s as predictable as sunrise: another purchase, another declaration of unwavering faith in the ~digital gold~. Truly poetic, when one considers that Strategy now boasts a staggering 672,497 BTC, valued at an eye-watering $50.44 billion. A sea of crypto, enough to drown out the skeptics, including Schiff himself, who seems convinced that the firm might sell its soul-or at least its stocks-to keep up with the Joneses (or the Satoshis). 🧙‍♂️