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Moonchain (MXC)—oh, the drama!—has surged a staggering 70% in the mere span of a day, trading at a modest $0.0042, bouncing back from the depths of $0.0023. It’s like a drunkard staggering out of a tavern after a parabolic binge; from the modest $0.0010 to an audacious high of $0.0061 in just two days—an eye-watering gain of over 500%! The trading volume remains elevated, as if the market’s adrenaline is still pumping, or perhaps it’s just suffering from caffeine jitters, who can say?

Yes, dear reader, AMCs are the regulated treasure chests where the select few, with pockets deep enough, can dally with active management. This new wondrous product will strut its stuff on the Swiss Exchange SIX, where fortune and folly meet.

Nothing like a deadline looming, right? June 16, and these geniuses still haven’t refiled properly. Classic. It’s like trying to assemble Ikea furniture without the instructions — chaos and confusion everywhere.

But, surprise! The celebration was as fleeting as a summer breeze. Despite this milestone, the price action was more dramatic than a Tolstoy novel—full of hope, then despair.

Meanwhile, the court remains as silent as a church mouse on Keener’s prior plea—probably focussing on less scandalous pursuits, I dare say. The whole affair is about as clear as mud — a theatrical farce in three acts, with gavel poundings and all! 😅

Now, you might wonder, “Why is Ripple doing this? Is this really necessary?” Well, buckle up, because here’s where it gets interesting.

This financial fireworks display comes amid a backdrop of economic chaos: rising national debt, reckless government spending, and inflation that makes your grocery bill resemble a small mortgage. Who knew we could be so optimistic? 🤔

DOGE and XRP are now on Base

Base is for everyone (yes, even you with the questionable wifi)

In a string of posts since June 3, Musk didn’t hold back, dubbing the bill a “massive, outrageous, pork-filled” monstrosity. He didn’t stop there—he’s practically accusing the lawmakers who signed off on it of committing treason against the public. Because, why settle for polite criticism when you can go full-on, nuclear meltdown? 💥

They call it “Unclaimed Property Laws,” but really, it’s more like “If you ignore your crypto long enough, we take it, and maybe you’ll notice later.” It’s like your ex showing up after years, taking the stuff you forgot you had. Only this time, it’s money. Or digital money. Or whatever it is. Anyway, the bill passed the Assembly 78-0—cause why not? Everyone loves giving away free stuff… or taking it. 🤷‍♂️