Ethereum’s Dizzying Dance: Will It Waltz or Stumble?

Ethereum Price Chart

With a flourish worthy of a Victorian novelist, Ethereum surged past the $2,050 resistance, mirroring its cousin Bitcoin. It breezed through $2,080 and $2,120, only to be crowned at $2,200 before a dramatic correction. Below $2,150 it dipped, like a debutante retreating from the dance floor, skirting the 23.6% Fib retracement level of its upward dalliance from $1,929 to $2,200.

Crypto Heist: Wrench Attack Steals $24M After Trader Gets “Coaxed”

Once again, crypto has proven that it’s not just about digital fortunes-it’s about survival in the real world, or at least that’s what @sillytuna seems to have learned the hard way. After reporting an attack and subsequent coercion, this unfortunate soul claims he was forced to move nearly $24 million in crypto, leaving a trail that’s now sparking alarm in the crypto community. Apparently, the lesson here is that being a whale in crypto can get you harpooned in real life.

Buterin’s Lament: Ethereum’s Soul Sold for Meme Coins?

On the third day of March, as the world slumbered in its digital reverie, Buterin took to the social network X, a platform where thoughts are as fleeting as the wind. There, he penned a missive, a lamentation wrapped in the guise of an essay, bemoaning the state of his creation. “Ethereum,” he wrote, “stands idly by as the world writhes under the boot of surveillance, war, and corporate tyranny. Where is our hand in the struggle for freedom, for privacy, for the very soul of humanity?”

Backpack’s Bold Gambit: IPO Access for the Masses, or Mere Folly?

Backpack, already a name whispered with a mixture of admiration and skepticism for its management of fee-free FTX creditor claims and its acquisition of FTX EU’s assets (a move that has restored licensed trading in Europe, though whether this is a triumph or a mere stopping of the bleeding remains to be seen), now ventures further into uncharted waters.

Crypto Liquidations Hit $374M as Bitcoin Swings Trigger Long Wipeout and Short Squeeze

Sharp price swings across crypto derivatives markets triggered a wave of forced liquidations during the past 24 hours. Data from the derivatives tracker Coinglass shows that 115,781 traders lost positions as volatility ravaged major assets. As per market insights, total exchange liquidations reached a jaw-dropping $374.23 million. Bitcoin and Ether, ever the overachievers, account for most of the carnage.

AI Agents Laugh at Fiat Money, Pick Bitcoin as the Future of Cash

In these carefully crafted, blank-slate scenarios, 48.3% of responses couldn’t resist Bitcoin as the preferred monetary instrument-oh, the humanity! Not a single soul, not even a machine, chose fiat as their champion. The rest of the experiment was equally unforgiving to traditional currency, with a whopping 91% of the AI models casting their lot with Bitcoin. Fiat was, predictably, not even in the running.