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During this grand performance, Hayes, with the confidence of a man who has seen both the pinnacle and the abyss, declared that ETH could ascend to $10,000 and BTC to $250,000 before the year’s final curtain. When queried if such a feat was not sheer madness, he smirked and replied, “Why not?” Ah, the audacity of it all! Lee, not to be outdone, raised the stakes, placing his ETH bet between $10,000 and $12,000. “Consolidation,” he intoned, “is but a prelude to glory.” 🌋 And when asked if such rapid growth might be unsustainable, he waved away the concern like a fly at a feast, declaring that $10,000 is merely a waystation on Ethereum’s journey to the stars.

The mood is one of uncertainty after weeks of explosive gains, only to be followed by some classic profit-taking. But lo and behold, on-chain data is whispering a seductive little secret – BNB may have found its local bottom. But whether we can call this a confirmed bottom depends on whether buyers can hold their ground and smash through the nearest ceiling (resistance), which is proving to be quite the formidable foe.

The new alliance promises to unlock idle capital, which is just a fancy way of saying, “We’ll move money around so fast it’ll forget its own name.” Ripple’s digital assets will now coexist with GTreasury’s “40+ years of expertise,” a phrase that smells faintly of mothballs and Excel macros. Together, they’ll offer real-time liquidity and risk management-because nothing says “trust” like merging a 40-year-old spreadsheet empire with a blockchain startup.

Ripple’s darling coin, once riding high like a dashing hero at a street fair, has been tumbling down the hill faster than Uncle Basil after a bottle of gin. It slipped past its all-time peak in July, and now, the chatterboxes are whispering about a possible plunge to the infamous $2 mark – a number so low, even my Aunt Agatha bids it a fearful farewell.

Pi token used to be trading around $0.2085, but now? It’s more like a penny, down over 90% from its glorious peak. Market cap? Shrunk to $2.8 billion-big deal, right? The volume? Dead as a doornail. Mostly because people figured out it’s not exactly the Swiss Army knife of crypto-more like a rusty butter knife.

Now, $XRP’s been yappin’ about revolutionizin’ the bankin’ industry longer than a politician at a barbecue. And it might-just might-be fixin’ to take off. 🚀

Ethereum, poor wanderer, strains against the $4,000 barrier, dipping to $3,942 in despair before hauling itself up. Down almost 2%, it hovers at $4,050, sellers smirking from the shadows. Ripple’s XRP sulks 2% lower, Solana’s SOL-oh, the irony-plummets nearly 4% to $196, while Dogecoin barks a 2% retreat, Cardano’s ADA whimpers 2.30% to $0.678. Chainlink lingers at $18.39, Stellar’s XLM fades 2.50%, Hedera’s HBAR slumps over 3% to $0.181. Litecoin, Toncoin, Polkadot-all bear the brunt, tumbling in this mock-heroic rout. As if the gods of finance weren’t laughing enough already! 😏

SUI is currently trading around $2.7, down more than 20% on the week, but holding key support like a koala to a tree (which, ironically, is also a metaphor for desperation).

This time with a massive $127 million short position against Bitcoin, just hours before President Donald Trump’s urgent announcement scheduled for 3:00 PM (ET) today. 

The founder, Nischal Shetty, like a quixotic hero donning digital armor, doth proclaim that operations shall recommence within ten toil-filled days, as if summoning birds from winter’s grasp. 🚀