The first attempt, Testnet1, is dragging on like a rainy Sunday. Thanks to all those pesky transaction blunders, it might be another month before we see the light at the end of the tunnel. Once thatâs sorted, the upgrade will limbo under Testnet2, then party on the Mainnet-where the real money, or chaos, happens. đ
The Net Unrealized Profit/Loss (NUPL), that sly ledger of human folly, now stands at +0.52, a number that once heralded the crescendos of 2017 and 2021. Ninety-seven percent of the supply floats in profit, a gilded cage where greed clinks its champagne glasses. Yet, what is this triumph but a prelude to the reckoning? The market, drunk on its own delirium, teeters between euphoria and the abyss, like Raskolnikov debating a ledger instead of a loom.
CMB International Asset Management (CMBI) has partnered with BNB Chain to launch its CMB International USD Money Market Fund onto the L1 blockchain. Because who doesnât want their cash to be as accessible as a meme coin? đ
âJust buy an ETF,â quipped that Strive chap at Hong Kong’s Bitcoin Asia, summing up the utter exasperation with Digital Asset Treasuries-these grandiose corporate marionettes vowing to trounce Bitcoin via ingenious financing and balance-sheet acrobatics, yet flopping about like amateur thespians in a farce. How droll! đ
Mais, comme le veut la nature dramatique de notre Opera boursier, le bon Bitcoin sâest repris, gambadant Ă 110 000 puis flirtant avec 116 000, avant dâĂȘtre chassĂ© par les vents mauvais des ours, et finalement sâasseyant nonchalamment Ă 113 000. Ah! Quelle tragĂ©die incessante! La richesse totale du marchĂ© sâĂ©lĂšve maintenant Ă 2,25 trillions, tandis que la domination du Bitcoin s’effrite, laissant place Ă des concurrents ambitieux. Ah, la fragilitĂ© de la grandeur!
The Metatrader 5 integration brings institutional-grade, low-latency execution, deepâliquidity, nextâgeneration charting, and algorithmic trading via Expert Advisors, while allowing asset transfers to and from MT5 directly through Nexoâs interface. The move also links Nexo Credit Line functionality to MT5, letting clients fund trading accounts by borrowing against digital assets without selling them, furthering Nexoâs strategy to bridge digital and traditional finance. Available where permitted by law, the launch broadens Nexoâs offering beyond crypto, giving its global client base access to unified trading across digital and traditional markets. đ
The Justice Department seized over 127,000 bitcoins-worth about $15 billion-and imposed sweeping sanctions and asset freezes targeting Chenâs vast business network in multiple countries. đ§ đ
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Meet Mo Shaikh, a fellow whoâs quite enamored with the word âadoption.â Apparently, nowadays, crypto funds prefer waiting for some mythical token to moon rather than actually building something people want. But Shaikh, ever the contrarian, and his merry band of former Aptos executives-Neil Harounian, Alexandre Tang, and Jerome Ong-decided to shake things up. Theyâre launching what they fondly call Maximum Frequency Ventures (MFV), a fund with the modest goal of tossing $50 million at budding crypto heroes. Because, naturally, everyone loves a good startup story, especially when it involves a generous dose of early-stage insanity. đČ
The market, still reeling from Fridayâs dramatic crash, resembles a theater after the lights have dimmed-fragile, chaotic, and littered with the remnants of leveraged dreams. Yet, here you are, Bitcoin, clinging to your moving averages like a diva to her last note, though your momentum wavers like a flickering chandelier. đđ
