This deal? It’s giving House of Doge a Nasdaq listing, which means Dogecoin’s massive fanbase gets to rub elbows with Brag House’s Gen Z “engagement engine.” What does that even mean? Who knows, but it’s certainly a lot more exciting than your last family BBQ. Now, they’ll be offering Dogecoin-denominated payments and financial products. Yes, the meme coin just leveled up.
So, let’s talk about that fancy weekly chart shared by the ever-optimistic Ali Martinez. PENGU is clinging to a descending channel like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. Yes, Friday’s plunge could be mistaken for an extreme sport, but fear not! The candle has closed back where it belongs, as if it never slipped on that ice. All aboard the $0.026 express, but hold on too tightly-it’s got support at $0.023, which is less a cushion and more a polite suggestion.
This fund, should it survive the vicissitudes of life, would stand proud as a U.S.-listed bastion of digital assets, accumulating BNB with the same reverence that the guardians of wealth-think MicroStrategy-bestow upon their Bitcoin. Ah, the irony! While some lay claim to the sovereign crown, others are content to wager upon an altcoin that whimsically dances just beneath the radar. 🤔
Maartunn, the crypto genius on Twitter-or X, whatever-says open interest shot up 8.2% in a day. Yeah, that’s right, people are throwing more money into the fire, trying to get lucky or get even. Basically, they’re trading their way out of their bad decisions-“revenge pump,” he calls it. Because if you lose everything, at least you’re angry about it! 🙂
A victorious close above that demonic $403, with Open Interest hovering at $250 million like a lingering ghost, might summon a path to $489-$500. Or not. Who knows what dark forces lurk in the derivatives dungeon? 🧙♂️
With the Stochastic RSI executing a bullish crossover, and a long dominance of 64%-like a booming baritone in an opera house-buyers might just propel Fartcoin towards the glittering EMA20 at $0.59.
According to @ElonTrades, the whole mess started when Binance made the decision to value certain collateral-think USDe, wBETH, and BNSOL-using its *own* spot-order-book data instead of those trustworthy external oracles. And for the love of everything crypto, don’t forget that Binance had already announced this was going to change on Oct 6… but the actual change was rolling out on Oct 14. So, naturally, there was this lovely little eight-day window of vulnerability for all kinds of chaos to ensue.
Despite the crypto market’s recent tumble down the stairs like a clown at a circus, Fink now declares Bitcoin a “legitimate” alternative asset, as shiny and respectable as gold. Who would’ve thunk it? 🌟
With a whopping five to six key events this week, every little data nugget and every mumble from the Fed could send risk assets into a frenzy. And, oh, let’s not forget the ever-present shadow of a government shutdown hanging over our heads.
These unlocks might shake the market like a poltergeist on Halloween, so grab your popcorn and watch the price charts do the tango! 💃🕺 Here’s the lowdown on this crypto carnival:
