Goldman Sachs: $2.3B in Crypto, Because Why Not Gamble with Monopoly Money?

Goldman Sachs, that bastion of financial gravitas, has unveiled a $2.3 billion exposure to the crypto markets via the sanctified vessel of regulated spot ETFs. How quaint! The firm, ever the paragon of compliance, avoids the vulgarity of direct token ownership, opting instead for the genteel embrace of investment vehicles that whisper sweet nothings to regulators. How utterly civilized.

Why Tokenized Assets Are Like a Magic Trick: Now You See Them, Now You Don’t!

Industry leaders, those self-proclaimed prophets of finance, gathered to discuss the soaring demand for tokenized real-world assets (RWAs) during a panel at Consensus Hong Kong 2026. The esteemed Evan Auyang (group president at Animoca Brands), Christian Rau (senior vice president, digital assets and blockchain at Mastercard), and Nicola White (VP of crypto institutions at Robinhood) joined moderator Marcin Kazmierczak (co-founder, RedStone). A gathering you might mistake for a secret society if it weren’t for the suits and tech jargon.

Crypto Czar Karony: From Moon to Cell in 8 Years Flat!

US District Judge Eric Komitee, with a voice as steady as a Dostoevskian protagonist’s tormented conscience, pronounced the sentence after a spectacle of tears, accusations, and the hollow echoes of broken promises. “This is more like theft than fraud,” the judge intoned, his words hanging in the air like a guillotine’s blade. “Mr. Karony, rise. Your journey from crypto king to convict is complete.”

From Billionaire to Benign: The Hilarious Journey of Binance’s CZ!

Lors d’un entretien marathon de deux heures dans le Podcast All-In, notre cher Changpeng Zhao (CZ) a partagé des réflexions sur sa vie, depuis ses humbles débuts en tant qu’immigrant chinois au Canada jusqu’à ses exploits dans le monde fabuleux des cryptomonnaies. L’animateur, Chamath Palihapitiya, a pris grand soin de ne pas s’endormir pendant ce récit palpitant.