Crypto news

The legislative kabuki revolves around a proposed bill-an attempt to let pension funds peek into the glittering but treacherous crypto abyss. The labor unions, with the solemnity of ancient prophets, warn that such an act is akin to handing over grandma’s savings to a lady with a crystal ball-predictably capricious and likely to vanish in a puff of digital smoke. “Cryptos are too wild,” they cry, “and no one should gamble their golden years on this carnival of chaos.”

At CryptoMoon’s latest LONGITUDE event, these fine folks delivered optimistic forecasts, following a year of positive shifts, especially in the United States. You can practically hear the collective sigh of relief from the crypto community as they talk about how things are finally looking up. 🙌

The Pakistan Virtual Assets Regulatory Authority (PVARA) has handed out no objection certificates like confetti at a party, letting Binance and HTX set up shop. 🎉 AML policies? Oh, they’re just a fancy way of saying “don’t steal too much.”

Capital A Berhad, the folks who make AirAsia soar (or crash, depending on the day), and Standard Chartered Bank Malaysia have teamed up to launch a ringgit-backed stablecoin. Under Bank Negara Malaysia’s watchful eye, they’re turning fiat into pixels with the flair of a circus act. 🎪

But fear not, investors! Tether promises “liquidity” through share buybacks and tokenized equity-because nothing says stability like turning corporate shares into a blockchain slot machine. 🎰🔗 Imagine: a buyout orchestrated by robots, all while the CEO giggles into a spreadsheet. 📊😈

However, new reports reveal quietly growing positive signals. These signals form the basis for analysts to predict that the price may soon break above $100.

Picture this: Ripple’s main wallet, “Ripple (50)” (sounds like a Bond villain’s offshore account), lobbed 75 million XRP to a smaller wallet, which then tossed it to Binance’s “rpxh7h” wallet. It’s the blockchain equivalent of a shell game-except the shell never moves to a new table, and everyone’s just hoping no one’s holding a short straw. 🙃

Bybit has introduced the World Crypto Rankings (WCR) 2025, an expansive data-driven study measuring how 79 countries and territories are incorporating digital assets into everyday economic life. Produced in collaboration with DL Research, the report uses 28 metrics and 92 data points to assess not just market participation, but the societal, regulatory, and technological factors shaping adoption worldwide. 🧠

This magical token, which they call wXRP, allows the XRP holders to do all the things one does with a wrapped token: lend it for yield, dabble in liquidity pools, and generally play the DeFi game with the finesse of a man who’s read the rulebook and then lost it. One might even purchase tokenized assets, though we daresay the most valuable tokenized asset is the collective patience of one’s fellow investors.

May Zabaneh, the crypto queen of PayPal, declared the feature live, but only for those lucky souls in the U.S. “The beauty of what we’ve built is that YouTube doesn’t have to touch crypto,” she said, as if that weren’t the most confusing part. 🐐 The firm integrated PYUSD earlier this year, and YouTube, ever the cautious giant, finally opened the door for creators to dance with digital dollars. 🕺