Seems like it. Both metrics are doinâ the jitterbug, showinâ the marketâs just stretchinâ its legs, not breakinâ its back. Itâs like a barn dance-lots of movinâ around, but nobodyâs leavinâ the party. đđş
âThis 100 Bitcoin purchase? Itâs like our financial version of a high five-showing our turbocharged vision. With our cash mountain, our zero debt lifestyle, and all the runway we need, weâre ready to rocket!â đ
My dears, the European Union has decided to join the digital party, and itâs about time! On the utterly thrilling date of Oct. 30, the European Central Bank (ECB) announced-with all the drama of a West End premiere-that itâs advancing to the next stage of the digital euro project. đ The preparation phase, which began in November 2023 (yes, theyâve been sipping their tea and pondering), has finally concluded, laying the groundwork for a potential digital currency launch. The ECB, ever the perfectionist, insists this ânew phase will ensure technical readiness for first issuance,â because heaven forbid they rush into anything!
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XRP, that fickle darling of the crypto world, has tumbled 7.5% this week, as if the upcoming Ripple Swell event were but a mere whisper in the wind. How quaint! đđ
The mighty CoinDesk 20 index, which is basically the stock market’s rebellious younger sibling, stands at 3627.75, up a solid 4%-thatâs a hundred and thirty-eight bucks and some change-since Thursday evening (4 p.m. ET, if youâre into precise timing). Yes, all twenty of these digital daredevils are riding the wave higher.
The ETF chronicles, those meticulous ledgers of investor caprice, unfold with grim eloquence: On the eve of All Hallows’ vigil, October 30, the Bitcoin funds hemorrhaged $488 million, bereft of even a whisper of inflow. Ethereum’s coffers, too, were plundered for $184 million, leaving only the plucky Solana to flaunt a $37 million gain, clinging to its $190 perch with the tenacity of a barnacle on a becalmed bark. đ
Now, Bitcoin has had a rather rough patch, with its price descending faster than an unfortunate dinner guest trying to exit through the wrong door. But lo and behold, it has once again found solace at that trusty $106,000 horizontal support level. It’s like that one chair at a party-unassuming, slightly creaky, but it holds up everyone without fail. So, rest assured, no major structures were broken, and as far as the bull market is concerned, it remains intact-for now. đ
Sam Bankman-Fried is back, flapping like a startled penguin, insisting heâs innocent (again).
The document, apparently written by SBF (and his âteam,â who knows), says that FTXâs epic collapse wasnât because of a $10 billion fraud-oh no, it was just a âliquidity crisis.â And guess what? Heâs convinced it couldâve been âresolved by the end of the monthâ-if only pesky âexternal counselâ hadnât messed things up. You know, the usual scapegoating. Classic SBF.
