The masterminds of this operation were each handed over 21 years in prison, while their underlings got sentences ranging from 8 to 17 years. Oh, and they all have to pay back the full amount laundered. Good luck with that! 🤑 Also, their planes and luxury cars? Now property of the federal government. 🚗✈️
On the glorious day of December 2nd, they announced a new trick: send XRP or other cryptocurrencies, and poof! Nigerian naira (NGN) appears in a local bank account faster than you can say “abracadabra”! 🎩✨ Verified RedotPay customers will be grinning like Cheshire cats, receiving funds in minutes. Minutes, my dear readers, not days! No more waiting for the snail mail of international transfers! 🐌
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But here’s the kicker: they’re doing this during a market pullback, not at the peak of a euphoric rally. 🌧️ It’s like showing up to a party just as the music stops and the lights come on. 🎶👉🛑 Still, BofA seems to think crypto is more than just a one-hit wonder. 🎤
The scale of the transfer bolstered confidence that whales are planning a Solana reversal, which is about as reliable as a clockwork penguin predicting the weather. ⏰🐧
The proposed bill, which was supposed to bring Poland’s crypto market under strict control, was met with a flat rejection by Nawrocki. He labeled the legislation as nothing less than a “dangerous overreach,” claiming it posed a serious threat to personal freedoms and the stability of Poland’s financial system. His office wasted no time in describing the bill as “a real threat to civic rights, property autonomy, and institutional balance.” Talk about playing the freedom card! 😱
Let’s break it down, shall we? On the 4-hour chart, $SOL has been stuck in a depressing descending channel. It’s like the universe was telling it, “You’re just not allowed to go up.” But then-plot twist-it hit this massive ascending trendline, and there’s this gorgeous horizontal support level too. It’s almost like the price was just waiting for an excuse to start climbing again. 🙄
Signed into law by President Donald Trump in July, the GENIUS Act, short for Guiding and Establishing National Innovation for U.S. Stablecoins Act, creates the first federal regulatory structure specifically for stablecoins. 📜
Underneath this crypto slumber party, the balance is tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving. Technicals and on-chain metrics are whispering, “Downside risk, baby,” unless someone invents a Bitcoin espresso shot to wake this thing up. ☕💥
Enter the hero of this rollercoaster ride: Japanese government bonds. Yes, you heard that right, bonds. Market expert Shanaka Anslem has waved his sword at what he calls “the weapon” behind this latest fiasco. And if you think he’s kidding, think again.
