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According to Ark Invest, this 74% mark means Bitcoin’s supply is mostly in the grips of holders who’ve stuck around for at least 155 days. It’s like they’re auditioning for a role in “The Never-Sell Story.” They call it a sign of market conviction, positioning BTC as digital gold – or as I like to think, a shiny distraction from actual gold. 😏 Institutional buyers are flexing their muscles, outlasting those flaky retail investors. With demand from ETFs and treasury wonks, this metric might just keep climbing, giving long-term holders even more control. Because why share the wealth when you can hoard it all? 💰

This was no ordinary misfortune; the very reserves intended for liquidity—those precious coins meant to keep the engine of commerce running—were appropriated by what can only be described as a digital Houdini. But while the sanctity of user funds remained intact, the company’s own internal accounts became a playground for thieves, as if they were inviting the audience to watch a heist unfold on stage.

Everyone’s terribly enthusiastic, naturally. But even I, a professional observer of chaos, can sense a slight wobble. It’s gone up a lot, okay? A lot. Like, suspiciously a lot. Needs a breather. Probably needs a spa day.

What’s got the market buzzing like a beehive, you ask? A fantastic twist in regulations that has charged up the altcoin market like kids at a candy store! Our noble Bitcoin’s dominance has dipped like a hero taking a plunge, sliding from 63.76% down to 60%. How terribly predictable, eh? Plus, the altcoin cap has decided to reclaim an 8-year trendline, like a memory coming back from the depths. Are you scratching your heads wondering where those fancy blue-chip coins are headed next? Well, hold onto your hats while we dive into the giddy world of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and XRP’s price predictions!

A whispered divergence doth stir between these titans of the blockchain. ETH, the stalwart, hath dominated the higher timeframes, boasting near 2x gains on weekly and monthly candles. Yet, SOL, the mischievous upstart, hath executed a sharp 5.25% daily pirouette, shattering the $185 supply wall with the grace of a cat burglar. 🕺💰

In the cruel, unforgiving year that was, Shiba Inu’s volatility danced like a capitalist’s greed, never allowing the coin to rest above the $0.000015 mark. Ah, but in 2025, it briefly touched $0.00001701, a fleeting moment of triumph before the inevitable plunge. Such is the life of the meme coin—a tragic hero in the grand drama of finance. 🎭

The XRP/BTC pair just broke through the 0.000025 BTC level on the monthly chart, which had been like an annoying party guest lingering since early 2022. And now, at a gloriously optimistic 0.000029 BTC, XRP is cavorting in territory we haven’t seen in years! Goodbye gloomy days! It’s like watching your teenage kid finally leave the house – hallelujah! 🎉

“Bubbles are about to start bursting,” he declared with the dramatic flair of a seasoned showman on the digital stage known as X. One can almost hear the gasps of the assembled multitude. “When bubbles bust,” he continued, with a touch of morbid fascination, “odds are gold, silver, and Bitcoin will bust too.” But fear not, dear reader, for our financial guru sees a silver lining in this impending doom. Should these assets take a tumble, he will be there, ready to pounce like a hawk on a field mouse, snapping up bargains with the gusto of a man who knows a good deal when he sees one.

Following a capital infusion from TOBAM, which raised €1.1 million at a price of €3.95 per share, the Collective secured 10 BTC, while the conversion of BSA 2025-01 gifted them 12 more BTC, as if the gods of finance themselves had conspired to bless their endeavors. Their year-to-date yield, a staggering 1,373.2%, has netted them 549.3 BTC and €55.5 million—a triumph that would make even the most jaded of economists weep with joy. 🧠📈 The Blockchain Collective, listed on Euronext Growth Paris, now wields its expertise in data intelligence, AI, and decentralized technology with the fervor of a 19th-century industrialist. 🚀

Meanwhile, the infatuation with Ethereum overflows onto its humbler counterparts, the altcoins, provoking analysts to herald an imminent altseason with all the drama of a scandalous elopement. 😂