Shiba Inu (SHIB), once the darling of the crypto carnival, now lags behind its peers-Ethereum, Bitcoin-like a forgotten cousin at a family reunion. Its market cap, once a robust $20 billion, has shriveled to $4.6 billion. A tragedy, or perhaps just the universe’s way of saying, “Enough with the memes.” 🤡
The buying frenzy, a feverish dance of FOMO, unfolded against a backdrop of liquidation carnage and fading volume, as if the market itself were gasping for breath, unsure whether to sprint or collapse. 🤯
This drop isn’t just some casual glitch-it has analysts sweating because it happens right when short-term holders, who have been clinging to hope, are finally seeing a glimmer of profit. It’s like a long-awaited reunion, except no one knows if the party will last.
Enter Mert Mumtaz, the Solana savior, and one of ZEC’s most vocal cheerleaders. He’s not the type to sit back and let a little thing like a 50% crash ruin his day. Oh no, Mert’s here to remind us all that a correction after a 1,400% increase is completely “normal.” And ZEC, folks, is still one of the strongest performers of the year. Don’t believe him? Just check the charts. 📈
Ah, Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind Strategy, who, in his own inimitable style, took to Twitter to trumpet yet another stack of bitcoin acquisition. “We’ve added 130 BTC for a mere $11.7 million, or about $89,960 per bitcoin,” he said with characteristic humility. But that was only the beginning, for he revealed, “as of 11/30/2025, we hold 650,000 BTC for approximately $48.38 billion, a mere $74,436 per bitcoin.” Ah, the sweet smell of unapologetic bullishness.
A bold move, to be sure-but then again, what’s a little financial chaos between friends?
Innovator, the darling of financial advisers, with its risk-protecting charms, now finds itself in the belly of the beast. Its leadership, including the illustrious CEO Bruce Bond (a name so fitting for one who deals in financial “bonds”), shall join the Goldman ranks. 🕴️🤝 But fear not, dear reader, for this union is not yet consummated-regulatory approval looms, and the deal is expected to close by mid-2026. ⏳📜
Here’s the skinny on why the first week of December might just be the day traders’ version of a horror movie. Spoiler: it’s not a happy ending for shorts.
