According to CNBC, OnePay will offer access to Bitcoin and Ether later this year in cahoots with Zerohash. The OnePay app, which already handles the usual banking stuff and those tirelessly accepted Walmart cards, will soon let you manage cryptocurrencies without needing to switch apps or consult a seer about your portfolio. 🪙
Remember last week, when Bitcoin was wading through the murky waters of uncertainty? It had just basked in the glory of a rally to $118,000 after the Fed cut interest rates (we all thought it was time to pop some champagne), but alas! The market rejected it faster than an unsolicited romantic proposal. A mere few days later, BTC dropped almost $10,000, like a knight’s armor after battle, hitting a low of under $109,000.
Bitcoin dances around $120,000 like a circus bear on a unicycle, while traders throw liquidity around like confetti at a clown convention. 🎪💰
Meanwhile, Bitcoin (BTC) has, with the tenacity of a determined toddler, reclaimed the $120,000 level for the first time since August. A government shutdown? More like a government-induced crypto frenzy. 🐮💸
Samsung, that titan of technology, has allied itself with Coinbase, the digital alchemist, to grant 75 million Galaxy device owners in the U.S. access to the exchange’s priority trading service. A collaboration so grand, it makes one question the very fabric of reality. 🤯 The integration, a miracle of modern engineering, allows users to manage their digital assets directly from their devices, as if by magic, without the need to download apps or move funds. How convenient! 🎯
Bitcoin, that digital paragon of modern excess, may be entering a phase so decisive it makes a Victorian duel look tame. Macro forces and crypto’s own peculiar charm converge, like a bad art party in a gold vault.
Consider the $HOOD weekly chart, a tale of missed opportunities! The train has not only left the station-it’s now halfway to the moon, with a 17% weekly candle grinning like the Cheshire Cat. 🚀 To board here, one might require a time machine or a prayer. Yet fear not! A retrace to the trendline-Fibonacci love nest (1.618, that sly seducer) could offer a fleeting chance to join the circus. But beware: $100 may be as elusive as a polite email from a telemarketer. 🤡
This revelation, imparted in an interview with the redoubtable One America News Network on Thursday, has set the crypto fraternity ablaze with visions of liquidity fountains, recalling how previous government largesse flooded the markets with Bitcoin and its merry band of altcoins.
At the Token2049 conference in Singapore-a city where even the air smells of ambition-Trump Jr. waved away concerns that investors might be courting favor with the Trump administration. “Nonsense!” he declared, his voice echoing through the halls of the convention center. 🗣️ One can almost imagine him rolling his eyes, as if the very idea of his father poring over blockchain ledgers were the height of comedy. 😏 “My father, looking at ledgers? Preposterous!” he exclaimed, leaving the audience to ponder whether laughter or tears were the appropriate response. 😂
