Tokens of Fortune: The Trump Crypto Circus Unleashed! 🎪💰

The noble WLFI team, in all their wisdom, proposed this on the ninth day of July, and like a refreshing breeze, that proposal was met with a landslide of approval. Peer-to-peer transactions and secondary markets shall soon welcome these tokens, as if they are the finest delicacies at a royal banquet! 🌟

Trump’s Truth Social AI: The New Non-Woke News Saviour? 🤔

“Truth Social AI” and “Truth Social AI Search” are the brainchildren of this move, and according to Trump Media Chairman and CEO Devin Nunes, they’re going to be the ultimate source of “reliable information, non-woke news, and entertainment.” Because, you know, the world was just crying out for more non-woke news. 🙄

GameStop Dares to Dance with Crypto: The $500M Gamble!

Ah, the audacity! GameStop’s pivot towards cryptocurrency as a payment for the cherished tokens of nostalgia, those coveted trading cards, beckons us to giggle. Cohen, in his golden-throated charm, suggested on CNBC’s Squawk Box that they’re ever-so-ready to reduce their fondness for hardware, indulging instead in this glimmering trinket paradise.