Well, partner, it’s September 17, 2025-a date that’ll live in infamy or boredom, depending on your caffeine intake. The SEC just rubber-stamped generic listing standards for crypto ETPs. Why bother with 19b-4 forms now? It’s like bringing a typewriter to a digital press conference. Exchanges can now list crypto ETFs that meet these new standards. Uniformity, they call it. Boring, but efficient.
The controversial mayor of New York City, Eric Adams, who has a pro-crypto stance, has suddenly terminated his reelection bid. A man who once danced with Bitcoin now finds himself tripping over dollar bills, as if the very coins he championed have turned against him.
As you sip on that caffeinated goodness, just know that while the money’s flowing and the names are familiar, there are some sneaky warning signs creeping up behind the crypto party. And trust me, they might just crash the whole thing sooner than you think!
With withdrawals hitting a 6-year low (that’s right, six years!), Ethereum might just do that thing it loves-break your heart by dropping below $4,000. Only if people suddenly decide to buy more because right now, enthusiasm seems… lost in the mail.
The company, publicly listed and thus not entirely free from the cold wind of speculation, disclosed the move on September 29 as part of a plan to stitch together the old world of traditional finance with the unruly beauty of decentralized finance. The message traveled through the company’s social channels, as if the oracle were no longer a chamber but a tweet away, and with each post the room grew a touch more dramatic.
This move, ostensibly to “align incentives” between early adopters and new holders, seems less about altruism and more about preventing a free-for-all where eager participants might treat the airdrop like a golden ticket to early retirement. “We’ll decide things and announce it,” Leonard vowed, though one suspects the only thing being decided is whether to let the community hold its breath long enough to forget the plot holes. 💬
“A wallet older than TikTok’s entire existence has dared to move 400.08 $BTC ($44.29M)-a sum once considered a king’s ransom, now pocket change for a crypto vampire. 🧛🏻♂️💸”
“The coins were mined when ‘blockchain’ was still a buzzword whispered at obscure tech conferences, not a religion.”
The derivatives market, that two-faced jester, now winks at bearishness while options squabble like quarreling spouses. Exchange-traded funds weep, their outflows dripping like a broken faucet. For ETH ETFs, this fifth-day exodus rivals a royal scandal since Sept. 8!
Surprise, surprise: the presale’s already close to $19M. Apparently, people *do* want speed with their crypto drama.
Ah, the winds of change-how quickly they turn! Samson Mow, the founder of Jan3, is predicting that the slow, tortuous climb of Bitcoin adoption by nation-states is coming to an end. And no, it’s not going to be a graceful ascent. According to Mow, Bitcoin’s dance with governments is about to enter the “sudden” phase. Hold on to your hats, folks, it’s about to get fast and furious.
