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But, surprise! The celebration was as fleeting as a summer breeze. Despite this milestone, the price action was more dramatic than a Tolstoy novel—full of hope, then despair.

Meanwhile, the court remains as silent as a church mouse on Keener’s prior plea—probably focussing on less scandalous pursuits, I dare say. The whole affair is about as clear as mud — a theatrical farce in three acts, with gavel poundings and all! 😅

Now, you might wonder, “Why is Ripple doing this? Is this really necessary?” Well, buckle up, because here’s where it gets interesting.

This financial fireworks display comes amid a backdrop of economic chaos: rising national debt, reckless government spending, and inflation that makes your grocery bill resemble a small mortgage. Who knew we could be so optimistic? 🤔

DOGE and XRP are now on Base

Base is for everyone (yes, even you with the questionable wifi)

In a string of posts since June 3, Musk didn’t hold back, dubbing the bill a “massive, outrageous, pork-filled” monstrosity. He didn’t stop there—he’s practically accusing the lawmakers who signed off on it of committing treason against the public. Because, why settle for polite criticism when you can go full-on, nuclear meltdown? 💥

They call it “Unclaimed Property Laws,” but really, it’s more like “If you ignore your crypto long enough, we take it, and maybe you’ll notice later.” It’s like your ex showing up after years, taking the stuff you forgot you had. Only this time, it’s money. Or digital money. Or whatever it is. Anyway, the bill passed the Assembly 78-0—cause why not? Everyone loves giving away free stuff… or taking it. 🤷‍♂️

Recent reports from the wise scribes at CryptoQuant tell us these new whales aren’t just nibbling at the digital pie—they’re gorging on it. Over the last three months alone, their collective hoard swelled from half a million to over a million BTC, worth a tidy $63 billion. That’s right, billion with a b, folks. It’s enough Bitcoin to make even the most hardened miners spit out their coffee and wonder what’s next.

Now, behold! Pi trades at a modest $0.65, a modestly despairing figure, draped in red ink. Over seven days, it has plummeted 11%, a mere hiccup for a coin that once dreamed of the sky but now lingers below the 50 EMA—an ironic beacon in the shadows. The support at $0.6494 stands like a brave knight, guarding the hope of stabilization. But beware! Resistance lurks at $0.70 and $0.80, like distant mountains we aspire to conquer.

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