Strategy spilled the beans on Thursday, revealing a diluted earnings per share of $8.42-a figure that made Wall Street scrabble its pencils a bit to meet their own dull predictions of $8.15. ¥
Would you believe it? The total value locked (TVL) has surged to a near $10 billion, rekindling faith in the once shaky ecosystem. Analyst Cipher X, with a flair for dramatic recovery stories, remarked that the rebound marks a stunning recovery from the disastrous slump of 2022, when liquidity across DeFi protocols took a nosedive. It appears the chain has shrugged off its 2022 blues and, like a phoenix from the ashes, is now standing tall in 2025. 🔥
In a recent post on X, market analyst Greeny highlighted Dogwifhat as one of several assets that experienced deep corrections following the loss of major support levels. The analyst emphasized that once a coin “loses its support trend, it’s often a great time to take profits,” as the downside risk can expand up to 90%-a number so large, it could fit a whole family of squirrels in a nut. 🐿️
However, on-chain data and technical indicators suggest that the rally might not be as organic as it appears, raising questions about its sustainability in the days ahead. ⚖️
What to know: In a harrowing plunge through the veil of sanity, Dogecoin tumbled 6.8%, shattering the fragile illusion of stability at the $0.18 threshold, as whale outflows surged like the relentless tide devouring the shore. 🐳🌊 The on-chain annals whispered of colossal transactions, a torrent of $29 million cascading through the ether-Binance, that sly … Read more
Terret, with her ear to the ground, hints that the committee might spring into action as early as tomorrow, though some murmur of final tweaks delaying the spectacle until next week. 🕰️✨ Regardless, the air is thick with anticipation, and the resumption of bipartisan tango within the Senate Banking Committee suggests that the wheels of progress, once rusted, are now greased with fresh ambition.
The token, a fickle lover, leapt 7% like a startled hare 🐇, only to retreat to $0.1395, a sly fox hiding in the shadows of volatility. 🪨
Futures open interest for SOL has climbed across top exchanges, as traders react to the back-to-back ETF debuts in Hong Kong and the U.S. Data from coinglass reveals total SOL futures open interest hovering above $10.4 billion, led by Binance, OKX, and Bybit. Ah, the trifecta of modern finance-where fortunes are made and lost with the click of a mouse.
And lo, the woes multiply like sins in a confessor’s tale, for Shibarium is plagued by afflictions most grievous-technical tempests that crash upon its fragile shores, and security breaches that shatter faith like fragile porcelain. Users depart in droves, akin to peasants abandoning a plague-ridden village, and new ventures, those opportunistic merchants of code, scorn this forsaken territory. Thus, it has earned the moniker of “ghost chain,” a spectral wasteland where echoes of ambition haunt the void. One might chuckle bitterly at the irony, for in theorizing to transcend mere meme-hood, Shiba Inu has conjured a true spirit: invisible, intangible, utterly devoid of life. How Tolstoy-like the hubris, to mirror the folly of human endeavors in the circus of crypto! Roll over, barking meme, in your empty empire. 📉
The pardon of Mr. Zhao, bestowed upon him on the 23rd of October, has stirred quite the tempest in Congress and the crypto realm. Though CZ himself hinted at seeking clemency in May, many have whispered (and some shouted) that the pardon might be motivated by pecuniary interests, particularly with an Abu Dhabi-based firm investing $2 billion in Binance via USD1. One might call it “mutual admiration,” though the tone is less Pride and Prejudice and more Scandal in Belgravia. 🕊️
