Today’s fine news pertains to our bold XRP, which, in a most audacious fashion, has recently overtaken Tether (that steady companion in our financial escapades) to seize the esteemed third position in the rankings. At the precise moment of this writing, XRP’s market capitalization has gallantly surged to a staggering $168.32 billion, whilst poor Tether languishes at $159.54 billion, looking rather indignant, I daresay.
After reaching new, stratospheric highs, Bitcoin decided to take a little weekend break. Crypto analyst TehThomas, probably in his finest ‘I Told You So’ tone, thinks this could be the start of the dreaded correction. But wait—there’s more. TehThomas suggests the crash could be deeper than your last family argument, with the price eyeing $109,000 or even $110,000 for a lovely retest of support levels.
As whispers of security concerns fill the air like a particularly pungent curry, the FIU-IND has decided that it’s high time to scrutinize the channels through which these digital shin-digs are happening. Allegations are afoot that digital chests of treasure are being funneled through private wallets from Pakistan, with a dash of illegal charm and a sprinkle of terror links. Officials are practically clenching their monocles as they declare that Binance seems to be the most popular watering hole for such dubious transactions, particularly near border zones that are about as sensitive as a cat walking on a hot tin roof.
This so-called “Pentoshi,” the mysterious figure behind this forecast, has tweeted to his vast following that the chart for XRP is nothing short of “disgustingly good.” Yes, you read that right—disgustingly good, as if XRP’s potential is something so grotesquely impressive it should be locked away in a vault, never to be spoken of again. But of course, it’s just too tempting to ignore.
Behold, the chartists are pointing to a clean double bottom formation, a harbinger of a trend reversal. The neckline, situated in the $0.48 to $0.50 region, is the Rubicon that must be crossed. If the price manages a sustained break above this zone, the technical target of $1.00 beckons. This pattern, a classic sign of a trend shift, suggests that buyers are gathering momentum, like a mighty river about to burst its banks 🌟.
You see, XRP’s recent leap towards the $3 mark has been primarily driven by intense trading activity in the Land of the Morning Calm. Data, oh how we love data, shows that Upbit, the country’s leading exchange, played a central role in this surge.
And lo and behold, shares jumped up almost 60%. It’s like people suddenly remembered they had some cash to throw around! 📈
Cardano [ADA] has been on a bit of a roll lately, with both liquidity and utility on the rise, especially over the past week. ADA has gained a whopping 26% and added another 2.67% in the past 24 hours. 📈
To put this miserable affair in perspective, Wynn’s treasures sank like a stone, almost a 99% drop from his previous glory where he fancied himself the king of the digital coins, boasting about a staggering $100 million fortune back in the halcyon days of 2025. Talk about a financial tailspin! 🎢
Gold advocate Debra Robinson recently threw shade at Bitcoin’s latest price milestone, and let me tell you, the crypto community did not hold back. Investor Preston Pysh called out the shady world of gold ETFs, while macro analyst Lyn Alden suggested that gold investors might want to dip their toes into the crypto pool to avoid being left behind. 🏊♂️ BTC is the new black, after all.