Crypto news

Bitcoin, that old sly fox, now stumbles upon a local floor, where lines in the sand glitter with promises of fortune-or ruin.

But similar technical and on-chain setups in the past have marked strong reversals, and that pattern may be forming again. Because nothing says “hope” like a 84% crash, right? 😂

The whales, those enigmatic sea creatures of the financial world, are busily making their moves. One particularly mysterious whale, perhaps a cetacean with a penchant for risk, has reportedly raked in $48 million through leveraged bets on BTC and ETH. A veritable financial leviathan, if ever there was one! 🐋

After a rally that grew ten hearty steps in a week to kiss $4,232 on a Monday where the skies seemed boundless, Ethereum found its vigor sapped as profit-takers swooped in like vultures. It fell close to the $4,100 mark-akin to a turnstile the trader needs to jump through to avoid the southbound wagon train of losses. 🏜️💨

The root of this miraculous rally? A trifecta of events that might as well be something out of various science fiction novels. Firstly, enter the much-preferred offspring, the canonical HBAR ETF (HBR), making its debut on Nasdaq and throwing open the gates wide enough for institutionally invested fervor to flood in. Secondly, HBAR gallantly strutted past some formidable technical ramparts, rendering a disconsolate bearish pattern utterly defunct. Finally, it simply couldn’t resist joining the broader altcoin carnival on the move.

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He predicts Ethereum (ETH) will skyrocket like a confused pigeon, only to crash harder than a teapot in a china shop, taking the entire crypto market with it. 🚀💥

The enlightened team behind the affair quickly dispelled rumors of any genuine market exuberance, attributing such fancies to bot activity most mechanical and unreliable. Yet, despite their assurances, it seems whispers of discontent have fluttered throughout the community with the wings of discontent.

Move over, flashy altcoins-Litecoin is stepping into the spotlight. T. Rowe Price’s bold filing for an Active Crypto ETF with the SEC is proof that the crypto world is starting to wake up. No more dismissing LTC as a ‘meh’ investment. It’s now seen as a legitimate, grown-up digital asset. Crypto guru Santolita took to X (yes, still calling it X) to highlight how Litecoin has stood the test of time, unlike those hype-driven tokens that come and go faster than a trendy meme.