BlackRock’s Ethereum ETF (ETHA) remains the Gatsbyesque party host, seizing $15.1 million in inflows and yawning over its mountain of $5.3 billion poured in since inception. Net assets? A casual $4.19 billion. One wonders if they store these funds in some giant vault, à la cartoon billionaires, or if the numbers simply shimmer on the spreadsheet like mirages in the crypto desert.
Now, dear reader, you can earn rewards on your precious BTC without ever having to move it off the sacred Bitcoin blockchain. Yes, you heard that right! No more wrapping your coins in fancy digital blankets or lending them out to who-knows-where. Just stake them right there on the platform, as if they were lounging in a sunbeam on a lazy afternoon. ☀️
In what some might call a grand vindication of U.S. President Donald Trump’s tariff policies (or a cosmic joke, depending on your perspective), our trio of Chinese bitcoin mining rig manufacturers—Bitmain, Canaan, and MicroBT—are making a beeline for the land of the free. By shifting their production to the U.S., these companies, which control more than 90% of the global mining rig market, are effectively giving the tariffs the ol’ heave-ho! 🎩
According to the ever-reliable oracle, CoinMarketCap, Onyxcoin (XCN) experienced a tempestuous correction of 10.98% during the Wednesday trading session, plummeting from its daily high of \$0.01421 to a swing low of \$0.01319 faster than a cat can knock over a vase. And lo! As the clock struck the hour of press time, Onyxcoin had managed to claw its way back to \$0.01339, coinciding with Bitcoin’s own little bounce above \$104,000. How delightful! But beware, dear investors, for XCN now faces the formidable resistance at the \$0.01380 breakdown point, while the ever-elusive \$0.014 psychological level looms like a mirage in the desert.
Now, let me tell you about this grand debut. Circle waltzed into the stock market on June 5 with a humble IPO price of $31. It opened at a sprightly $69 and ended its first day with a gain of 163%, closing at $83.23. Since then, it’s been climbing like a cat up a tree, buoyed by the rising optimism surrounding stablecoins and the blockchain hullabaloo.
On June 18, Coinbase announced its magnificent new infrastructure—a system so splendid it bridges the ancient world of traditional commerce and the not-so-mysterious, yet undeniably modern, world of onchain finance. Powered by Coinbase’s layer-2 network, Base, this infrastructure now allows merchants to receive USDC without needing to untangle themselves in the chaotic and complicated web of blockchain. Too much effort? Fret not, for Coinbase has done the work for you.
The broader structure now reflects a classic bullish reversal. It’s like watching a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, but with more charts and less nature. Buyers absorbed a sharp drawdown earlier in the session and quickly stepped back in, establishing a new base around $7.14–$7.17. Who knew support could be so supportive?
Meanwhile, the Ichimoku Cloud and EMA structures are throwing a pity party for SOL, showing bearish setups that are as firm as my resolve to avoid the gym. Key resistance levels are holding strong, and support zones are looking shakier than a tightrope walker on a windy day. Unless we see a miracle reversal, SOL might just keep sliding down the slope of despair.
Ah, but the plot thickens! The hackers, with a flair for the dramatic, employed custom vanity addresses—oh, the audacity!—like TKFuckiRGCTerroristsNoBiTEXy2r7mNX and 0xffFFfFFffFFffFfFffFFfFfFfFFFFfFfFFFFDead. One can only imagine the chuckles shared among the perpetrators as they drained the wallets, their addresses dripping with political sarcasm. In the wake of this revelation, Nobitex, caught with its proverbial pants down, hit the brakes on all operations, scrambling to figure out how to put the toothpaste back in the tube.
After a brief moment of glory above $650, the token decided to take a step back, showing signs of stress. Meanwhile, the broader market gauge, CoinDesk 20 Index, is just sitting there, flat as a pancake over the last 24 hours. The drop in BNB price coincides with Donald Trump’s latest call for Iran’s “unconditional surrender.” Because nothing says stability like a former president throwing around ultimatums! 🙄