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The global RWA market surpassed $25 billion in Q2 2025, driven by institutional demand. Industry forecasts suggest it could exceed $2 trillion by 2030. 📈💸

On Monday, Jin Sung-joon, a lawmaker with the Democratic Party of Korea (DPK) and a member of the National Assembly’s Planning and Finance Committee, wagged a stern finger at the crypto industry. He warned that these digital assets could be ripe for exploitation as their adoption grows faster than a weed in good dirt.

And perhaps somewhere a programmer chuckles… or cries. 😂💻

As the evening settled in, the stock was seen trading at a dazzling 43% increase, reaching the exuberant figure of $15.25- compelling enough to make one suspect some magical influence at play, or simply the effect of Alfred’s reputation, which his colleagues praise as “unparalleled,” a word that surely makes any investor swoon. Naheta, the guiding star of Bakkt’s helm, welcomed Mr. Alfred with the enthusiasm of a debutante at her first ball, describing him as possessing “a powerful network” and “institutional credibility,” as if any of us needed convincing. Such exalted praise suggests that Mr. Alfred shall be the knight to their digital castle, guiding them through the perilous waters of fintech with the skill of a seasoned diplomat.

Now, around 35 of these madness incidents since late February, so it’s not a coincidence. It’s like a mini epidemic-fast and furious-and law enforcement is just standing there scratching their heads. That’s about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine.

The venerable chairman and chief, one McAndrew Rudisill, proclaimed upon the beginning of the week that their stratagem entails the deployment of Ether into “cash-flowing assets”-a phrase as grandiose as a magician’s flourish-within the Ethereum network’s bustling bazaars, namely those layer-2 protocols and the curious art of tokenizing the very fabric of reality.

Retail investors, those intrepid gamblers, poured the largest weekly inflows of the year into stocks last week, sparking questions about whether markets are nearing a peak. The move comes as US equities touched fresh highs following the Federal Reserve’s latest rate cut, with traders now watching if the enthusiasm can be sustained. Some market watchers, including online commentators, warn that such inflows often appear near short-term tops. 🕵️♂️💸

Mark your calendars, folks! By 2027, the rules kick in, and by 2028, the UAE will be spilling the tea-er, sharing crypto tax data-with its new BFFs. 🗓️💌

Analysts, those wise old owls, say this surge in activity is like a birthday party for demand. “It’s a sign!” they cackle. “The next bullish phase is just around the corner!” But who’s counting? The Bitcoin network is too busy giggling to notice.

Suddenly, everyone with a suit and a suspiciously large smartphone is whispering sweet nothings about Litecoin. Grayscale’s Litecoin ETF filing was the financial equivalent of throwing a frisbee at a dog park-over 181,000 LTC scampered straight into whale wallets in a single day, probably making some giant crypto pachyderms very happy.