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This investment, which amounts to just under 3% of the Ray-Ban maker, shows Meta’s unwavering commitment to developing AI-powered eyewear. Building on their existing collaboration, which includes the Ray-Ban smart glasses launched in 2021, this move is being hailed as a vote of confidence in Essilor Luxottica and the potential of the smart glasses industry. Analysts predict that this market will grow significantly in the coming years, and Meta is clearly not one to miss out on a trend. 🤓

The short-term chart for $XRP is showing a breakout from the descending trendline that’s been haunting us since mid-January of 2025. Not only that, but the price has also just smashed through the $2.35 resistance level, turning it into a cozy support zone. The next target for the bulls? The last local high at $2.66. But beware, the Stochastic RSIs are signaling an overbought condition, so there might be a rejection at this level. 🚨

You might have seen on X, or what city folks used to call Twitter, Solana hollerin’ about Bullish moving the family valuables and the entire $1.4 trillion herd to their blockchain ranch. For those keeping track, that’s a heap of digital cows to brand. Everything—custody, settling up, tossing chits across saloons—now gets handled by Solana’s young but mighty stablecoins.

But now, in the quiet way of someone digging a trench for tomatoes, FUNToken started filling in that gap. Not with noise—Lord knows there’s enough of that in crypto—but with a little sense and a little laughter, and maybe the suspicion that this whole digital world ought to be less intimidating than tax season. Instead of demanding keys and prayers and blood sacrifices up front, they borrowed a lesson from those who know addiction best: free gaming.

The European continent, not content with history’s previous upheavals, now watches as its sturdiest institutions—wreathed in boredom and respectable pinstripes—tiptoe into the swirling carnival of crypto. And who leads? Germany’s banking giants, less swashbuckling pirates than fastidious librarians with a newfound taste for digital moonshine. 🍻

Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) is still going all-in on Bitcoin, with a stash of nearly 600,000 BTC. That’s a lot of faith in a single asset 🤯.

The rate of XRP has risen by 4.26% over the last 24 hours. 🚀

Bitcoin tried to break through the $110,000 barrier, but it was like trying to get through a crowded pub on a Friday night – it just wasn’t happening.

But, as is often the case, the roots of this phenomenon lay in the murky depths of politics and scandal. The FBI and Department of Justice, those bastions of truth and justice, had issued a statement on their review of the Jeffrey Epstein files. And, in a twist that would have been laughable were it not so tragic, they claimed to have found no evidence of a client list.

Alas, poor Toncoin! After a sharp decline earlier this week, its aspirations for a golden visa have been dashed, following a firm denial from UAE authorities regarding claims that crypto investments could lead to residency eligibility. 😱