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Galaxy Digital’s stock slid more than 6% in pre-market trading after unveiling a bleak fourth quarter: a net loss of 482 million for Q4 2025, as if the ledgers themselves sighed in despair.

But fear not, dear traders! The higher timeframe price charts are whispering sweet nothings into our ears, suggesting that perhaps, just perhaps, this is an opportune moment for a cheeky purchase. How delightful!

But fear not, dear reader, for the analysts-those modern-day soothsayers with spreadsheets-are here to assure us that Ethereum is just biding its time. Like a cat pretending to ignore you before it pounces on your face at 3 a.m. Yes, the long-term structure, they say, is as bullish as a bull in a china shop. Or a bull market. You get the idea.

So it happens that the guardians of stability, in their patient arithmetic, declare that USDT and Tether Gold now walk the corridors of Opera’s MiniPay wallet. The wallet, born of a system called Celo, is a self-sufficient little machine that pretends to forget nothing and to trust nothing but the user’s human hand. It sits within the Opera browser, a modest throne for coins to rest upon while the world spins with the rhythm of chance. One might smile at the audacity: a coin that never surrenders to panic, a wallet that needs merely a phone number to awaken, as if a man’s life could be simplified to a digit and a breath.

Instead of fleeing, investors are doing that thing where you rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic but with more spreadsheets. Liquidity’s still here, but it’s pickier than a vegan at a barbecue. Projects built on hype alone are disappearing faster than a magician’s assistant, while weird niche ideas are suddenly getting second glances. Which brings us to Bitcoin Hyper-a project so confidently named it’s like calling your dog “Dog” but with a PhD in existential dread.

President Trump, ever the master of the vague, has denied any knowledge of the $500 million deal involving his family and an Abu Dhabi royal. He told reporters, “I don’t know about it,” which is either a remarkable feat of amnesia or a testament to the efficiency of family-run enterprises where everyone’s in on the secret.

VIRTUAL’s market cap is $422.27M – because nothing says “trust me, I’m a startup” like a number that’s probably just a guess. The token’s 24h volatility? A thrilling 2.0% – just enough to keep you on the edge of your seat.

In an astonishing display of fiscal gymnastics, 6,632 BTC glided smoothly from one anonymous wallet to another, like a well-rehearsed ballet on the grand stage of cryptocurrency. At the time of this whimsical transaction, our beloved Bitcoin was valued at a jaw-dropping $521,196,758. One cannot help but wonder if this was the result of an overzealous OTC sale or merely a whale indulging in a bit of financial feng shui by shuffling their Bitcoin hoard.

This is no mere ledger shuffle. It heralds a seismic shift in how institutions, once paralyzed by red tape, now pirouette toward digital asset custody and yield generation with the grace of a drunkard on a trapeze.

Lim Say Cheong, an award-winning finance and digital assets leader, with deep experience across global capital markets and sovereign advisory, now focuses on advancing tokenized gold-a pursuit as noble as it is bewildering. He recently joined the Bitcoin.com News Podcast to discuss the technology, where he undoubtedly explained everything in a way that left listeners both enlightened and profoundly confused.