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Ah, Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind Strategy, who, in his own inimitable style, took to Twitter to trumpet yet another stack of bitcoin acquisition. “We’ve added 130 BTC for a mere $11.7 million, or about $89,960 per bitcoin,” he said with characteristic humility. But that was only the beginning, for he revealed, “as of 11/30/2025, we hold 650,000 BTC for approximately $48.38 billion, a mere $74,436 per bitcoin.” Ah, the sweet smell of unapologetic bullishness.

A bold move, to be sure-but then again, what’s a little financial chaos between friends?

Innovator, the darling of financial advisers, with its risk-protecting charms, now finds itself in the belly of the beast. Its leadership, including the illustrious CEO Bruce Bond (a name so fitting for one who deals in financial “bonds”), shall join the Goldman ranks. 🕴️🤝 But fear not, dear reader, for this union is not yet consummated-regulatory approval looms, and the deal is expected to close by mid-2026. ⏳📜

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Here’s the skinny on why the first week of December might just be the day traders’ version of a horror movie. Spoiler: it’s not a happy ending for shorts.

This story isn’t new. In 2017, spiraling companies like the infamous “Long Island Ice Tea Company” rebranded to the “Long Island Blockchain Co” and saw their stock price rocket 300 percent. Their experiment, like the many copycats they spawned, ended in disaster. In the five years since Strategy hard-launched the digital asset treasury model with an initial purchase of 21,000 Bitcoin (BTC), some 200 other DATcos have followed suit. 🎭

Solana meme coins are dying faster than a revolutionary’s hope in a gulag. The volume has hit a two-year low, and $SOL is down 7% after a 31.45% nosedive in the last 30 days. Ouch. 😣

The question gnaws at the soul: Does this mark the beginning of annihilation, or a fleeting shadow before the dawn?

Sony, that paragon of innovation, has unveiled its latest scheme: a U.S.-dollar stablecoin to streamline payments across gaming, streaming, and anime platforms. How very 21st century. According to Nikkei, the bank applied for a U.S. banking license back in October. Furthermore, it will have a subsidiary in charge of issuance and compliance. The bank has partnered with Bastion, a US stablecoin infrastructure provider to ensure smooth operations. One can only imagine the excitement of the PlayStation community as they embrace this digital revolution. 🎮

Apparently, BMNR has a thing for mimicking Ethereum’s weekend drama. It’s like that friend who always orders what you order but then complains about it. 🍷🤦‍♀️