Crypto news

Yes, the firm that once viewed Bitcoin with the disdain of a butler spotting dust on the silverware now embraces crypto with all the enthusiasm of a debutante at her first cocktail party. Why the change of heart, you ask? Oh, merely “persistent demand” from investors-translation: We couldn’t ignore the screaming any longer. A spokesperson, bless their diplomatic soul, informed CryptoMoon that crypto ETFs will henceforth be treated like gold-presumably meaning shiny, heavy, and occasionally used in jewelry, though with considerably less aesthetic appeal.

Currently, BraveNewCoin reports Solana is at $130-slightly below mid-range, but still above the magic line of major weekly support. This spot’s a bit like a crossroads for the price-make the right move, and it could be off to $150. Make the wrong move, and, well, maybe we’re heading back to a place with less excitement (and less liquidity).

Apparently, there’s this hidden-buying spike (yes, it’s as juicy as it sounds) that’s the biggest we’ve seen this cycle. On-Chain Mind (the Sherlock Holmes of crypto) says it’s like a secret party where the cool kids are buying while the rest of us are doom-scrolling. 🕵️‍♂️✨ Meanwhile, the market’s like, “Oh no, the sky is falling!” and these big players are like, “Pass the dip, please.” 🍟

He depicted a history of Bitcoin’s cycles-a pattern of ascent, a reckless parabola that rises so steeply one wonders if gravity itself has given up-and then, inevitably, the plunge. His analysis was a sort of cryptic confession: yes, Bitcoin might still surge past that tempting $250,000 mark-like a prize pig at the county fair-if only it could survive a brutal correction first. Honestly, it’s as if Bitcoin has a penchant for throwing temper tantrums right before the big finale. 🎭

Shiba Inu (SHIB), once the darling of the crypto carnival, now lags behind its peers-Ethereum, Bitcoin-like a forgotten cousin at a family reunion. Its market cap, once a robust $20 billion, has shriveled to $4.6 billion. A tragedy, or perhaps just the universe’s way of saying, “Enough with the memes.” 🤡

The buying frenzy, a feverish dance of FOMO, unfolded against a backdrop of liquidation carnage and fading volume, as if the market itself were gasping for breath, unsure whether to sprint or collapse. 🤯

This drop isn’t just some casual glitch-it has analysts sweating because it happens right when short-term holders, who have been clinging to hope, are finally seeing a glimmer of profit. It’s like a long-awaited reunion, except no one knows if the party will last.

Enter Mert Mumtaz, the Solana savior, and one of ZEC’s most vocal cheerleaders. He’s not the type to sit back and let a little thing like a 50% crash ruin his day. Oh no, Mert’s here to remind us all that a correction after a 1,400% increase is completely “normal.” And ZEC, folks, is still one of the strongest performers of the year. Don’t believe him? Just check the charts. 📈

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Ah, Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind Strategy, who, in his own inimitable style, took to Twitter to trumpet yet another stack of bitcoin acquisition. “We’ve added 130 BTC for a mere $11.7 million, or about $89,960 per bitcoin,” he said with characteristic humility. But that was only the beginning, for he revealed, “as of 11/30/2025, we hold 650,000 BTC for approximately $48.38 billion, a mere $74,436 per bitcoin.” Ah, the sweet smell of unapologetic bullishness.