As reported by the ever-vigilant Reuters, the HBAR Foundation and Stokely’s new startup, Zoop (which sounds suspiciously like a rejected Pokémon name), have formally expressed their intent to bid to the White House. Because, you know, buying TikTok is just a casual, Tuesday afternoon kind of move. 📝
Oh, the indulgences of modern America! A recent survey by the National Cryptocurrency Association (because, of course, such a body exists) revealed that a whopping 55 million U.S. adults – a fifth of the population, no less – have succumbed to the allure of cryptocurrency. And, might I add, 76% of them claim it’s been a positively riotous influence on their lives. 🎉
After what feels like an eternity of tiptoeing around tariffs and trade policies, the President is set to deliver a speech that investors are hoping will be less cryptic than a crossword puzzle written in ancient Greek. Will he finally shed some light on the administration’s plans? Or will we be left scratching our heads, wondering if we accidentally tuned into a reality show instead? 🤔
Now, dear online shoppers of Singapore, you can indulge in the latest Sony marvels, all while your crypto wallet does a little jig. Yes, you heard it right! The realm of cryptocurrency has found a cozy nook in the heart of Sony’s online store.
The Immediate Ripple and Global Quake
Javon Marks took to X (formerly Twitter, for the uninitiated) to let the world know that XRP is poised to shoot up by 44 times from where it stands today. You see, back in 2017, XRP broke out of this thing called a pennant pattern—sounds fancy, right? It surged like a rollercoaster, hitting $0.0609 as its first target. It used that as a tiny hurdle before blasting through and heading for its next big goal. 🚀
With a flourish, she proclaimed that our dear President has entangled himself in a web of crypto schemes, all for the sake of profit! Imagine, if you will, a stablecoin, tethered to the US dollar, birthed from the loins of World Liberty Financial (WLFI)—a company, mind you, that is as family-backed as a royal court! 👑
For generations, the Swiss bosom has cradled cash with a fervor unmatched, each citizen clutching an average of $10,481 in bills and coins. This tradition, steeped in the twin virtues of privacy and convenience, hath been the bedrock upon which many a financial transaction hath been built. Yet, the tide turns! The Swiss National Bank, in a revelation most startling, hath declared debit cards the new sovereign of the payment realm, edging out cash by a margin most slim yet significant. 🗝️🔄
Lo, Kendrick doth proclaim, “Unlike its peers, Avalanche seeks to scale not through sheer brute force, but through a clever ballet of subnets and sidechains.” A strategy so novel, it could make even Shakespeare’s head spin. 🌀
“The times, they are a-changin’,” quipped Juan Leon, the senior strategist at Bitwise. “Sure, the retail crowd is fixated on the price dance, but the big boys are seeing the big picture – and they’re liking what they see.”
