Onchain Lens, that sly fox of the blockchain world, claims the 320 ETH created 10 new validators, each requiring 32 ETH. The payment and setup were recorded onchain, visible to blockchain trackers like a mischievous imp in a candy shop. This is Bhutan’s largest ETH action since May 2025, when the nation moved 570 ETH to a Binance wallet, a move so bold it could make a pirate blush.
Ethereum, the granddaddy of smart contracts, decided to play nice this week, bouncing off the $2,870 level like it was a trampoline. A 10% gain? Not too shabby! But hold your horses-if this bounce is anything like my last attempt at a diet, it might not last. ETH is eyeing the $3,300 resistance level, but let’s be real: the overall sentiment is still as bearish as a grizzly in winter. Buyers, if you’re out there, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Break that $3,300 and turn it into a support level, or it’s back to the drawing board. 📉
The top crypto exchanges of November 2025 are like a bunch of caffeinated squirrels, bouncing around, trading volumes breaking records, and launching new products faster than you can say “HODL”. While investors are all hyped up, regulators are throwing regulations faster than a clown car, trying to make everyone feel safe-until they don’t. Curtains up on crypto’s biggest circus!
By the whispered promises of Q2 2026, the veil of secrecy shall descend, and the gaming dice, already cast, shall roll with newfound vigor. 🕰️🎲
As a crypto investor, I find it interesting that he still believes Bitcoin is early in its growth, even though it’s already 5x’d since the beginning of 2023. It really highlights the long-term potential he sees in it.
It acknowledged, with a straight face, that these markets could make buying and selling assets faster and cheaper. Imagine a world where financial transactions happen in the blink of an eye-perfect! Until, of course, they don’t. Because nothing says stability like a market that can flash crash faster than you can say “Uh-oh.” 😅
On Wednesday, Kwon’s lawyers came forward with the startling assertion that the former CEO deserves only a five-year sentence. Apparently, nearly three years in prison already (with half of that time in some pretty tough conditions in Montenegro) has been “substantial” enough. Because who wouldn’t consider prison in Montenegro “brutal,” right? 🌍
Everdawn Labs, the startup that clearly believes “omnichain” is a superpower, announced USDT0’s $50B milestone. For context, that’s about how much money people spend on avocado toast in a decade. 🥑
The crypto-asset reporting framework, or CARF-sounds almost like a new Swiss chocolate, doesn’t it?-will still be enshrined in law come January 1, 2026, but the actual party of data exchange won’t kick off until… well, sometime later. Swiss authorities paused deliberations, perhaps to enjoy some fine fondue before the fun begins. 🧀
And it gets better. “We invest in dozens of companies a year,” Peymani droned on with the enthusiasm of someone describing their new sandcastle obsession. “Whether it’s AI or DePIN or DeFi or gaming, our goal is to keep an eye on the expanding universe we’re part of.” It’s like a cosmic tour through the universe of tech, and Animoca is riding shotgun with a giant bag of money.
