Crypto news

So here’s the lowdown: Carter’s Twitter fingers have been busy, and he’s confirmed that Shiba Inu has broken out of its *descending channel*. I know, it sounds like something out of a space documentary, but just go with it. Apparently, the coin has busted through this channel like it’s auditioning for the next Fast & Furious movie, and now it’s hanging out just below the 50-day moving average (MA). That’s some serious market gossip, right?

So here’s the deal: Bitcoin took a tumble, but only 9% of its supply’s cryin’ into their coffee. The other 91%? They’re sittin’ pretty, smirkin’ like they just stole the sheriff’s horse. This ain’t your grandpa’s bear market-this is one of the toughest nuts Bitcoin’s ever cracked. 🐎

By Shayan

Asset tokenization just hit a new milestone, courtesy of Galaxy Digital’s bold leap into the future. On September 3rd, they announced their partnership with Superstate, allowing shareholders to tokenize and hold GLXY shares onchain. It’s like giving traditional equities a glow-up, complete with blockchain glitter and decentralized vibes. ✨

The discerning observer might note that this subtle shift in the air, akin to the first hints of spring in the chill of winter, suggests that traders, much like suitors at a dance, are carefully considering the prospects of a rebound against the backdrop of lingering economic uncertainties.

Will they take the plunge and go public? The air is thick with curiosity, and we’re here to chew over the details.

Now, one might chuckle to think how, in days of yore, cryptocurrencies danced only in the dreams of emerging markets-much like those odd goldfish we had as children that would disappear into the murky depths. Yet, lo and behold, here in the year 2025, we find a more harmonious embrace between nondescript users and the stocky giants of finance who have taken to this circus of digital coins with hearty cheer!

For years, American crypto enthusiasts have been stuck watching from the sidelines as international markets zoomed ahead like overcaffeinated racehorses. Now, with this approval, U.S. platforms can finally join the party. Exchanges like Nasdaq, CME, and CBOE are free to expand their offerings, making it easier for investors to trade digital assets without feeling like they’re breaking some obscure law.

What’s behind this sudden pep in its step? Oh, just a couple of tiny announcements: the U.S. government decided to get cozy with blockchain, and Bitwise filed for a spot Chainlink ETF. 🏛️💼 Because nothing says “we’re serious” like slapping macroeconomic data on-chain and asking the SEC for a dance. 💃

From Japan’s foray into regulated crypto ATMs to the curious entanglement of Chinese capital with certain political machinations, today’s developments are as riveting as a poorly written novel but with far greater stakes. Shall we proceed? 😊