Crypto news

If, by some miracle, we are indeed at the bottom (we can only hope), some might predict a v-shaped recovery. How quaint. However, considering liquidity remains as elusive as ever, this rosy scenario might be a tad too optimistic. Let’s not kid ourselves: the market sentiment is still more “doom” than “boom.” And with that, who knows? A short squeeze could make an unwelcome guest appearance, pushing prices higher in a manner so dramatic that even the most seasoned traders might find themselves clutching their pearls. In short, it’s still a dangerous time for Bitcoin enthusiasts, and erratic price swings could continue to be the order of the day. ⏳

This partnership promises to bring more investment, technology, and growth to Vietnam’s finance and crypto scene. Or, as I like to call it, “Money, Tech, and More Money: The Musical!” 🎶

Kraken has unleashed its Krak Mastercard, a debit card that lets you spend crypto like it’s going out of style. Anywhere Mastercard is accepted, you can tap-to-pay while Kraken does the crypto-to-fiat tango in the background. 🕺💃

Arizona and New Hampshire stand nearby, watching with the indecision of men who wish to leap into icy waters but lack the courage to plunge. Their laws exist, yes, but their wallets remain sealed-perhaps like hearts locked after tragedy. 😔

As Trump’s frustration with Jerome Powell reaches a boiling point, final interviews are being conducted by Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. 🕵️‍♂️

Is Bitcoin about to blast off into the stratosphere, or is it just pulling a Mel Brooks mime-pretending everything’s fine while secretly plotting its next dramatic dive? The market’s whispering “Could be,” or maybe “Nah,” like a bad director trying to keep a straight face. Well, hold onto your hats, folks-this could be the moment where Bitcoin either makes history or just makes us all look foolish online. 🤣🔥

Klarna launching a stablecoin elsewhere and this Canton thing… seriously raising eyebrows. Is Ethereum losing its cool vibe? One is forced to ponder.

Reports have disclosed that this share is roughly equal to 145 EH/s (exahashes per second), which is about the same as me trying to understand quantum physics. 🤯

Depuis que plus d’ordres sommeillent en dessous du prix actuel, il semblerait que le SPX a davantage envie de faire une chute qu’une ascension, si le liquide décide de jouer le rôle du maître de cérémonie dans cette pièce boursière. D’ailleurs, la scène est prête pour un drame? 🎭

Anchorage Digital Bank, with a wink and a nod, now permits its clientele to mint, redeem, and clutch USDtb directly upon its platform. And lo! Rewards are tossed into the mix for both USDtb and USDe-the synthetic dollar concocted by those wizards at Ethena Labs. How delightfully modern!