Imagine a giant blockchain crystal ball, and what does it show? A dismal scene of Bitcoin and Ether ETFs shedding their coins like autumn leaves fall. Truly, it’s almost poetic-and by poetic, I mean painfully pathetic. 🌪️
According to the ever-diligent Chosun Daily, 38 of these financial illusionists were arrested for forming a “criminal group” (imagine that!) while 92 others received a polite indictment via owl post, charged with fraud and violating telecom loss-recovery laws. Clearly, the justice system is just so desperate to include everyone in this circus. 🎪
BCH is likely to be one of the few Layer-1 altcoins to end 2025 with strong positive performance. Several key drivers support this scenario. 🤔
As we say goodbye to this year, let’s take a moment to lament the fact that Shiba Inu has already dropped more than 14% this month. My dear reader, brace yourself; the algorithm at CoinCodex has predicted further declines into 2026. It seems the SHIB price will continue its dramatic descent, much like a particularly clumsy ballet dancer. 💃
December saw Hayes shuffling ETH into exchanges faster than a teenager swiping left on Tinder. Investors, naturally, concluded he was selling. Because, well, duh.
This grand design, a puppet show choreographed by the European Union’s grandiose MiCA framework, seeks to impose a uniformity upon crypto’s anarchic waltz-a labyrinthine edifice of rules that would make Kafka weep into his café con leche.
The transfer happened while the crypto market was already whimpering in a corner-XRP included, still nursing its wounds from last week’s volatility. Naturally, the internet exploded with theories: Is Ripple dumping? Repositioning? Or just lost in its own labyrinthine accounting? 🤷♂️
Coinglass, the goth kid of crypto analytics, reports that Bitcoin ETF flows have been in the red for four days straight-such a punctual bore! Yet, amidst this financial gloom, BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) manages to tease us with tiny inflows, like a shy cat rubbing against our leg. Meow? 🐱
Despite this, some analysts caution that buying power remains weak, restricting the chances of a significant price rally at least in the short term. 🧠
Based on recent price movement, Shiba Inu’s downward trend may be nearing an end, though it’s been stuck in a prolonged correction that has caused its value to fall roughly 50% from its recent peak.
