Vanguard Surrenders to Crypto Craze-Champagne or Regret? 🍾📉
Yes, the firm that once viewed Bitcoin with the disdain of a butler spotting dust on the silverware now embraces crypto with all the enthusiasm of a debutante at her first cocktail party. Why the change of heart, you ask? Oh, merely “persistent demand” from investors-translation: We couldn’t ignore the screaming any longer. A spokesperson, bless their diplomatic soul, informed CryptoMoon that crypto ETFs will henceforth be treated like gold-presumably meaning shiny, heavy, and occasionally used in jewelry, though with considerably less aesthetic appeal.


