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In a feat of digital wizardry, the user “Printer” (@Printer_Gobrrr) launched a Lightning invoice as an image to the QO-100 (Es’hail-2) amateur radio transponder. What followed can only be described as “one small step for Bitcoin, one giant leap for tech nerds everywhere.” The image was sent, zapped across the cosmos, and then paid-YES, paid. This historic moment unfolded on September 9, 2025, marking what may very well be the first public demonstration of a Lightning invoice traveling through actual space. Achievement unlocked, my friend: we are now paying invoices through space.

The machine-learning oracle on CoinCodex speaks through charts, not conscience. It offers forecasts from the short term to the long; the outlook gleams with stubborn optimism, but the road to a new all-time high remains a blurred corridor, a corridor in which a machine refuses to see the obvious path other coins take, a stubborn clerk in the archives who denies the glint in the eyes of the hopeful.

People are now eyeing AVAX like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. But what’s behind this spicy rally? Grab your popcorn and let’s break down the showstoppers.

To hold Bitcoin, said Davinci, is to partake in a sacred pact with scarcity itself. For unlike the ink and presses that government agents wield with reckless abandon, the number of Bitcoins is forever fixed: twenty-one million, neither one more nor less. This limit, this implacable barrier, protects the holder from the insidious specter of inflation, that cruel thief which robs without breaking into the fortress.

The Eagle Takes Off! 🦅

Unlike those tacky knockoff tokens cluttering the crypto market (looking at you, Dogecoin 🐕), Bitcoin wasn’t cooked up in some corporate boardroom over a sad Zoom call. No foundation, no marketing team, just pure, unfiltered decentralization-like a financial commune, but with fewer tie-dye shirts.

Robin Energy has shockingly-and we use the term “shockingly” advisedly-gifted a cool $5 million in Bitcoin to Anchorage Digital Bank N.A., or as we like to call it, a much-needed splash of digital diversity. This move has teased them out of the doldrums of maritime business into the intoxicating rush of the financial OK Corral.

A recent inquisition dispatched through the electronic ether by one Ali Martinez reveals this mystery encapsulated within the 1-day antics of Dogecoin. These remarkable bounds are established when the scribbling of a price transcribes itself within the confines of two parallel lines, an aberration known as a Parallel Channel.

Paul Barron, a fellow who reports these things on what used to be called Twitter, now X, informs us this represents 0.26% of all existing Ethereum. A sliver, one might say, were it not for his subsequent calculations. He postulates – with the fervency of a man who enjoys extrapolation – that at this rate, BitMine might require another 4.1 million ETH before the year is out. 🗓️ Which, given the paltry 11 million presently available on exchanges, suggests a potential…shall we say… *inconvenience*. A shortage. A scramble! It’s all terribly dramatic, isn’t it?

Upon the grand stage of the Inaugural OECD Roundtable on Global Financial Markets, a.k.a. the Parisian Colosseum, on September 10, 2025, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s maestro, Paul S. Atkins, let fall not just words but a veritable digital net packed with promises. He declared with unyielding fervor: