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Oh, and guess what? The price of SHIB has dropped by 3.52% in the last day. Because, of course, it has. 📉

Oh honey, the Shiba Inu price is having a meltdown! 🤯 In the past 24 hours, it’s dropped to the $0.000012 support level, and we’re talking losses of 77 million SHIB. It’s like the crypto world is one big, sad puppy 🐶

According to the esteemed CoinMarketCap, within the span of a mere 24 hours, our beloved SHIB has plummeted from the lofty heights of $0.00001332, crashing through several support levels with all the grace of a clumsy hound, before finally halting at $0.0000126, where it has decided to reverse its fortunes. One can only hope it does not trip over its own paws again!

In a shocking twist of fate, Pi has shrunk by an almost comedic 50% over the past two weeks and 71% in the last month. Yet, miraculously, the community’s buoyancy rivals that of a rubber duck in a storm, daring traders to dream of a nostalgic return to its all-time high (ATH) of $3. But behold! The technical indicators are throwing some cryptic mixed signals, leaving us all guessing what the next act might be. 🎭

But wait, there’s more! The analysis from AMBCrypto suggests that this selling frenzy could escalate, as volumes are dwindling faster than a politician’s promises. The bears, both derivative and spot traders, are stepping in like they own the place.

Good heavens, darling! The crypto market is in a right old pickle, isn’t it? 🤯 The US PCE inflation report has sent shockwaves through the system, leaving us all to wonder: what’s next for Bitcoin and the rest of the gang?

And he’s saying those 90% crashes might not happen anymore? Please! As if crypto can suddenly behave. Maybe 30-40% corrections. Maybe? Sounds like someone’s hedging their bets. “Professional and stable,” he says. Yeah, right. Like Bitcoin halving isn’t still gonna throw everything into a frenzy. Idiotic! 🙄

Ah, Toncoin [TON], the native token of The Open Network, where fortunes plunge faster than a bankers’ wig in a Moscow sleigh race. March was a brief respite—a toast-worthy fluke—where losses eased, however marginally.

Bonk (BONK), the meme cryptocurrency on Solana (SOL) that’s about as popular as a root canal, is experiencing double-digit losses today. In the last 24 hours, the Bonk price plummeted by over 11%. It hit a local low of $0.00001129, which is about as exciting as watching paint dry, according to CoinGecko data.

In a recent tweet that probably took longer to compose than a wizard’s spell, the analytics wizards at Glassnode have revealed some rather intriguing insights into the LINK market using something called Cost Basis Distribution (CBD). No, it’s not a new health drink, but rather a fancy way of saying, “Here’s where people bought their LINK.” 🍹