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“By the time gold hits $5,000,” he declared, “they’ll be riding Bitcoin down to $10,000! A 95% drop from its peak! Can you imagine the tears?!” 💸😂

ETHBTC made fresh lows 0.02210

ether is down 74% against bitcoin since switching from proof of work to proof of stake

Grayscale has taken the plunge, officially filing with the US SEC to unleash an Avalanche upon the unsuspecting public. This bold move follows Nasdaq’s 19b-4 filing, a bureaucratic ballet that will determine whether this ETF gets the green light or is sent back to the drawing board. The SEC, with its usual air of mystery, will decide if this fund is worthy of the public’s attention—or if it’s just another mirage in the desert of finance.

Ah, les amis, it seems the past week was a bit of a snooze fest, n’est-ce pas? No fireworks, no drama, just the gentle hum of the cryptocurrency market. But fear not, for there are still some juicy tidbits to discuss.

Now, let’s talk about “Project Ensemble.” Sounds fancy, right? This is part of the Hong Kong Monetary Authority’s grand plan to tokenize real-world assets. It’s like a sandbox for grown-ups, where we get to play with blockchain and Web3 technologies! Who knew finance could be this much fun? 🏖️

2025, a year already marred by historic exploits, saw the DeFi sector grappling with oversight and security issues. North Korean hackers, those modern-day pirates, made off with $1.4 billion in the Bybit hack. But the JELLY incident? Oh, that was a masterpiece of its own. A whale, exploiting Hyperliquid’s liquidation parameters, swam away with millions, leaving the industry in shambles. 🐋💸

Alas, down over 3% on the day, the pair found itself in a precarious dance, dipping below $84,500 on Bitstamp, a low not witnessed since the fateful day of March 23. 😱

BNB’s rate is as unchanged as my ex’s feelings for me. Zilch. Nada. 🙄

The potential approval— *if* it passes the regulatory gauntlet—would enable the fund to clasp AVAX (AVAX) in its metaphorical hands, providing our dear investors with a taste of the Avalanche network’s delightful native token through the oh-so-ordinary drudgery of traditional brokerage accounts. Ah, the thrill of conventionality! 🎢

As reported by the Khaleej Times (because who else would dare to break this news?), the Central Bank of the UAE is issuing a digital version of the beloved AED. Think of it as the dirham’s stylish younger sibling, all sleek and modern 🕶️. This digital darling will be accepted everywhere, alongside its physical counterpart, and you’ll be able to access it through your trusty banks, exchange houses, and even those trendy fintech firms.