Crypto news

Analysts whispered sweet nothings about the 50SMA support line, suggesting the altcoin might bounce toward $0.36 if it can stop acting like a drama queen. Fingers crossed.

The surge in their fortunes coincided with the Bitcoin network’s hashrate ascending to 1,031 EH/s-a figure so grand it might rival the estate of Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Yet, for all their triumphs, the profitability of these miners has dwindled, with daily block rewards plummeting 10% to a mere £49,700 per EH/s (a sum that would scarcely feed a single Bennet daughter for a fortnight). Gross profits, too, have fallen by 17% year-over-year, though one suspects the miners’ pride remains unshaken, for what is ambition but the triumph of hubris over arithmetic?

The RWA transfer volumes on AVAX just exploded to $21.23 billion over the last month, a laughable 317% leap from the previous measly figures. It’s as if tokenized assets and the old-school institutional crowd finally remembered this chain exists.

One of the main drivers behind this optimism, one might say, is the activity of the whales, those enigmatic titans of the crypto sea. Onchain data shows that large holders continue to accumulate Aster during the dip, a signal that often strengthens confidence in the asset’s long-term outlook. Their consistent buying suggests conviction in the project’s fundamentals, even as price action cools in the short term. 🐋

The much-anticipated announcement from the Aptos Foundation has arrived! The World Liberty Financial’s USD1 stablecoin is set to grace the platform on October 6. The token will make its debut as the first Move-based blockchain to support USD1-a design, mind you, that stems from Meta’s *wildly* ambitious Libra project (we all remember that, don’t we?).

According to a tweet from Midnight’s official page on X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not add more confusion? 🤪), Google Cloud is diving headfirst into the world of zero-knowledge (ZK) technology. 🎩🐇 Yes, you heard that right-Google is now in the business of keeping secrets! Shh… don’t tell anyone! 🤫

Addresses linked to SBI Crypto, a subsidiary of Japan’s financial giant SBI Group, saw suspicious outflows worth roughly $21 million on Sept. 24, 2025, according to blockchain investigator ZachXBT. 💸

Once the glittering crown of NFTs, OpenSea now stumbles through reinvention, trading digital trinkets for the grander stage of Web3. It’s less “I am the wind” and more “I am a platform… trying very hard.” The marketplace that turned JPEGs into gold now dreams of being a crypto Swiss Army knife-where you can swap NFTs, tokens, and maybe even your soul (if tokenized).

But let us confront the bitter truth – employing this monarch for swift transactions or the frenzied dances of DeFi has ever been a torment. It crawls like a prisoner in the Siberian night, devouring fortunes in fees, unfit for the riotous memes or the ethereal dApps that swirl around us like ghosts in the taiga. 😂

Paxos Labs and the Aleo Network Foundation are working to launch a U.S. dollar-pegged stablecoin that aims to preserve user privacy, and appeal to financial institutions, the companies said. *Sarcasm aside, it’s a big deal.* 🤡