Strategy, the company pulling Saylor’s strings-or perhaps vice versa-has purchased 4,048 BTC for approximately $449.3 million at an average price of $110,981 per coin. The funds were raised by selling shares, because apparently, when you’re rich enough, stock markets are just your personal piggy bank. 🐷
In a rather enlightening post on X, the analyst known as ChartNerd (we shall call them that, for their uncanny insights) points to Stellar’s price movements forming crucial bullish patterns, thus hinting at an extended period of upward growth. The monthly chart, which one assumes is studied with the utmost care, reveals a delightful Cup & Handle formation, followed by a Double Bottom. How quaint! A pattern, dear readers, that suggests an accumulation phase-a delightful process that could last for years! A true testament to patience and anticipation.
This week, the crypto world was shaken after news broke that a single Bitcoin whale rotated more than $4 billion worth of BTC into Ethereum. Because nothing says “I’m confident in my investment” like dumping a fortune into a different cryptocurrency just to see if it sticks. This unprecedented move, which saw the large-scale holder sell off a significant BTC position for ETH, has fueled speculation that Ethereum could be gearing up for a major price rally. Rekt Fencer, a self-proclaimed oracle of crypto prophecy, has already penned a press release announcing ETH’s inevitable leap to $15,000. Let’s just say I’d trust their crystal ball about as far as I’d trust a toaster with a stock portfolio.
At this very moment, Stellar (XLM) finds itself shivering at $0.36, with a generous trading volume of $288 million. The token, as lively as a somnolent cat, remains pallid over the day but has suffered a grievous 7% decline over the week.
Технические аналитики в шоке, индикаторы шепчут о продолжении драйва – ну или так они их воспринимают, когда рынок в полном безумии! 🚀
Before you get your hopes too high, no, this isn’t their first rodeo. No, they’ve already flashed their digital bits on Solana, BNB Chain, and Tron. Because when in doubt, spread the chaos! Behind the curtain is Backed Finance, a real-world asset (RWA) tokenization wizard. They’ve been cozying up with crypto giants like Kraken and Bybit-probably exchanging virtual high-fives and promises of world domination.
So here’s the deal: Crypto exchange Kraken and some Swiss company named Backed decided Tuesday to sprinkle their xStocks portfolio onto Ethereum’s network. The idea? Mix stocks into the DeFi stew and see what bubbles up. Spoiler: probably confusion.
Dans ce grand spectacle mensuel, le Chairman Tom Lee, notre mage suprême, a encore une fois daigné nous gratifier de sa présence dans “Le Message du Président”. Comme toujours, ses paroles sont empreintes d’une telle profondeur qu’on pourrait presque y voir le fond… de la mer!
This corporate titan now boasts the second-largest stash of Ether in all the world, trailing only behind the monstrous BitMine Immersion’s 1.7 million ETH. Oh, the irony! Companies hoarding more digital ether than some countries have in their treasuries. SharpLink’s strategy? Convert every dollar they raise into Ether-because what’s lower than money? Digital bits and dreams! They’ve turned their SBET stock into a crypto mirror, reflecting the splendid future of decentralized chaos. A jolly game of “let’s pretend we understand this,” but don’t worry, your shares are just as backed by ETH as a politician’s promise!
Bitcoin treasury whizzes, formerly known as MicroStrategy (because “Strategy” sounds cooler, right?), dropped a bomb on the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s inbox. According to their fancy filing, they snagged 4,048 bitcoins between Aug. 26 and Sept. 1 – at a bargain basement average price of $110,981 each. They financed this little shopping spree by printing money in the form of Class A common stock and perpetual preferred shares. Basically, “Hey shareholders, we got this… maybe.”
