This epistle, while silent on the names of those prosecuted for their Bitcoin mixing crafts, is a clarion call against the precedent set by the DOJ’s interpretation. A victory for crypto, yet not the final word, for what law may ensnare Tornado Cash today may tomorrow trap other digital alchemists in its net.
As the French say, “l’audace, l’audace, toujours l’audace!” – or, in other words, “audacity, audacity, always audacity!” But is this bold initiative just a cry for help from a nation struggling to keep up with the likes of the US? 🤷♂️
Robert Kiyosaki, the esteemed entrepreneur and author of the inimitable “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” has made a rather… shall we say, intriguing prediction. It appears he’s placed his bets on a certain asset that’s set to reach new heights in the not-so-distant future.
As one might expect, the affected users are in a state of utmost perturbation, and rightly so. Their trust in these crypto exchanges, once thought to be secure, has been shaken to its very foundations. It is a stark reminder that, in this modern era, even the most seemingly secure of institutions can fall prey to the cunning machinations of those who would seek to do us harm.
Enter Investographer, a crypto guru who’s been diving into the wreckage to figure out just what went wrong—and whether there’s any hope for Pi Coin’s future. The answer? It’s complicated. And by “complicated,” I mean “let’s just throw some technical jargon at the wall and see what sticks.”
On the eve of this economic tempest, Wednesday saw Trump’s pen dance across an order that slapped a hefty25% tariff on auto imports, with a thinly veiled threat of further action should the EU or Canada dare to retaliate. This, dear reader, is not mere trade squabble; it’s a full-blown soap opera, with reciprocal tariffs set to make their grand entrance on April2nd. Popcorn, anyone? 🍿
With a smirk, one can imagine the Vice President’s advisors whispering to each other, “Bitcoin, the new digital savior? Who would have thought?” Guerra highlighted Bitcoin’s intrinsic appeal—particularly its digital scarcity and deflationary design, in contrast to fiat currencies that can be printed at will. An official BTC reserve, he noted, could bolster the country’s resilience and adaptability, especially amid global economic and geopolitical fluctuations. 🌍💰
It seems merely a breath ago, it launched into the ether with a cataclysmic fervor, soaring by 77.79% in the blink of an eye—from an unassuming $0.03930 to a euphoric peak of $0.08800. What a delightful spectacle, reminiscent of a spirited youth at a summer fair!
With the seriousness of a doctor diagnosing a particularly stubborn case of the hiccups, Svenson notes that on both the four-hour and daily time frames, a downtrend line is having a rather awkward encounter with an uptrend line. It’s a meeting of the minds, or perhaps just a case of two lines that should never have crossed paths. The Relative Strength Index (RSI), that fickle friend of traders, is also joining the party, oscillating between oversold and overbought conditions like a pendulum in a particularly dramatic play.
Miss Stern, via the vulgar medium of social media, states that she met Tate in connection with a modelling project. Apparently, he fancied her as a model for his own meme coin, DADDY. One imagines the irony is lost on no one. She also claims he promised to support her own digital venture, SISTER. Promises, promises. 🙄