Tate’s Tangled Web?! 😱 Crypto Model’s Shocking Claims!

Miss Stern, via the vulgar medium of social media, states that she met Tate in connection with a modelling project. Apparently, he fancied her as a model for his own meme coin, DADDY. One imagines the irony is lost on no one. She also claims he promised to support her own digital venture, SISTER. Promises, promises. 🙄

Bitso Launches Mexican Peso Stablecoin

The market for stablecoins is becoming more dynamic, as companies are now supporting them with currencies beyond the U.S. dollar. For instance, Bitso, one of the major Latin American exchanges, has unveiled plans to introduce MXNB – a stablecoin aimed at making the Mexican peso accessible on the blockchain.

Why the Crypto Circus is Losing Its Clown: Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Friends Dive Deep

Now, you might be asking, “Why is BTC, ETH, XRP, and DOGE taking this nosedive today?” Well, let’s break it down, shall we? Bitcoin is having a bit of a tough time holding its ground at $86,000, with a 1.6% dip in the last 24 hours. Meanwhile, Ethereum and XRP are down by 5% and 4%, respectively. And our beloved Dogecoin? It’s seen the biggest single-day loss of 7%, despite analysts chirping about a rosy future. Go figure. 🤷‍♂️

💰 SC to Bitcoin: “We’re In!” 💰

Oh, look at South Carolina, strutting its stuff like it’s the next big thing in the crypto world. 🦩 The Bitcoin Reserve Bill (H4256) has sauntered in, and it’s like the state is saying, “Hey, Bitcoin, we’ve got 10% of our cash that’s just dying to meet you.” But don’t get too excited, because there’s … Read more

South Carolina’s Bitcoin Bill: A Million BTC Cap and a Dash of Chutzpah

Filed on Mar. 27, the Strategic Digital Assets Reserve Act, a bill so audacious it makes you wonder if the legislators had been swigging mint juleps a tad too liberally, seeks to give the state treasurer the authority to hold Bitcoin and other digital assets. According to the bill, inflation has been as friendly to the state’s coffers as a viper in a henhouse. The purchasing power of retirement funds and state-managed assets has taken a hit, and the state wants to do something about it. 🐍 хозяйство

😱 Hyperliquid’s Jelly Wobble: FTX 2.0 Fears? 🍓

Hyperliquid: For users holding long JELLY positions at settlement, the Foundation will compensate them at a price of 0.037555. Hyperliquid will strengthen risk management: HLP will set limits on the Liquidator vault; if losses exceed the limit, ADL will be triggered; the open…

😂SEC’s Crypto.com Probe Ends: No Fines, No Fun?😂

In a blog post that probably had a few backflips, Crypto.com announced the big news on Mar. 27. Remember that Wells notice they got? And then they sued the SEC in October 2024? Yeah, that lawsuit got tossed out like yesterday’s leftovers in December. And now, the investigation is over. No harm, no foul. 🚫🏆