Carl Moon, a fella who named himself after the moon and trots out his thoughts on Twitter, says Shiba’s price has been tracing a shape on the daily chart he calls a horizontal triangle. “Like a herd ready to stampede,” he mutters, pointing towards that tightening momentum that could finally break loose and send prices shooting like rabbits through the underbrush.
MYX Finance [MYX] has managed to clear the $2.5 resistance level within a day, after a rather leisurely consolidation under the $1.3 level since late August. Imagine a tortoise suddenly turning into a hare! 🐇
On September 8th, amidst the clamor of daily news cycles, the Office of the Attorney General for the District of Columbia dropped a bombshell: they had filed suit against Athena Bitcoin, one of the nation’s largest operators of crypto ATMs. Imagine, if you will, these machines standing innocuously in public spaces-silent witnesses to humanity’s folly-while secretly funneling life savings into the abyss of irreversible digital theft. 🔧💻
As of a groggy Monday morning, Bitcoin had crept up a grand total of 0.56% in 24 hours, landing at $111,800. It’s like a snail doing the moonwalk. This rise came in the aftermath of August’s job report showing a paltry 22,000 jobs added, a far cry from the anticipated 75,000. Imagine ordering a feast and getting just a solitary canapé.
On a day undoubtedly chosen for maximum numerological and astrological impact (September 8), MegaETH announced its clandestine romance with Ethena: together, they midwife USDm, a stablecoin so native, it practically wears a feathered war bonnet. Designed to bankroll sequencer operations, USDm scoffs at the concept of transaction markups-you want fees? Pay them somewhere else.
The furor began on September 6, when Thompson, armed with spreadsheets and a flair for melodrama, claimed Tether had offloaded over $1 billion worth of Bitcoin while secretly hoarding $1.6 billion in shiny, glittery gold bars. Cue gasps from crypto Twitter 🐦 and apocalyptic predictions about the death of Bitcoin. “They’re dumping BTC!” cried the masses, clutching their pearls-or rather, their hardware wallets.
Peering into the 12-hour crystal ball for $DOGE, one can’t help but notice how the coin, much like a determined bulldog, has managed to break through its downtrend line, despite previously dropping out of the triangle. The bulls, those brave souls, now have their eyes set on the $0.24 horizontal resistance, a feat that would require more than just a wag of the tail.
Yes, on the 7th of September, amid much pomp and virtual confetti, President Nayib Bukele announced that the kingdom now hoards a princely 6,313 BTC-over $700 million snug in their digital vaults. This, dear reader, is not just accounting; this is poetry! The Bitcoin Office, always eager to bask in its own glory, paraded achievements on X, a platform where truth and rumor tango endlessly.
Früher buddelte BitMine Bitcoin aus dem Boden, heute aber ist das Unternehmen ein prächtiger Ethereum-Gigant: Über 2.069.443 ETH – das sind exakt neun Milliarden Dollar (für die, die mit Rechnungen kämpfen). Als Sahnehäubchen: 192 Bitcoin, rund 215 Millionen Dollar wert, und noch einmal 266 Millionen Dollar in bar, damit’s nicht langweilig wird.
If the Federal Reserve decides to play it cool and cut interest rates, as everyone’s betting they will on Sept. 17, things might get a bit… stormy. Or, you know, completely chaotic. Thanks, VIX index! 🙏