Crypto News: Mastercard’s Crypto Gambit 🎩💰

Mastercard is currently engaged in advanced acquisition talks. The first target is the crypto infrastructure startup Zerohash now. According to Fortune, the deal size of between 1.5 and 2 billion is successfully estimated. Moreover, it is one of the biggest stablecoin transfers made by Mastercard in general. Zerohash is an effective developer of essential infrastructure to institutional clients.

Solana ETF: Fidelity’s Eccentric Dance with SEC!

On the 29th of October, 2025, Amendment No. 4 to its S-1 parchment was proffered unto the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission-no doubt, a body as enigmatic as the mythical Narodniks. From this day forth, the registration promises automatic effectiveness, much like the wonders of instant transport, provided the SEC’s quills remain idle for twenty terrifying days.

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: 🎢 It’s Complicated!

Fidelity’s FBTC was the biggest offender, dumping $164 million. Followed closely by ARK Invest’s ARKB, because apparently, even disruptive innovation gets cold feet. BlackRock’s IBIT tossed another $88 million into the void. It’s like a garage sale for crypto billionaires. “Slightly used Bitcoin, gently held.”

Mastercard’s $2B Stablecoin Stumble

This acquisition, a silent duel in the shadow of the digital age, sees traditional titans scrambling to stake their claim in the stablecoin empire. Zero Hash, the unsung hero of the tokenization renaissance, quietly fuels the digital alchemy of BlackRock, Franklin Templeton, and others, their APIs humming with billions of transactions. đź§ 

Cuomo + Crypto = NYC’s Next Mayor? 🤑🤖

Crypto and Cuomo, a match made in... somewhere?

In a move that screams “we’re serious about blockchain but also kind of dramatic,” Innovate NY endorsed Cuomo on Tuesday. Their agenda? Blockchain, tokenization, stablecoins, and AI. Basically, they want NYC to be the Silicon Valley of the East Coast, but with more pizza and fewer hoodies. 🍕💻