This whole mess, which caused quite the ruckus in the market, has forced Hyperliquid to take a long, hard look in the mirror. They’ve promised to make things right by compensating the affected traders and, in true corporate fashion, have released a statement that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. 🎨
And guess what? GameStop’s stock (GME) shot up over 11% after the announcement. Because nothing says “stable investment” like a company that’s now betting on digital gold. 🎮💎
Meanwhile, as the winds of market sentiment shift like a capricious breeze, XRP has reached a crucial lower boundary of its rising wedge pattern and appears to be consolidating—whatever that means! This ongoing XLM price momentum seems to be driving sentiment in a decidedly bearish direction, much like a flock of geese heading south for the winter. 🦢
First up, we have Mubarak (MUBARAK), a token that sounds like it was named by someone who just discovered autocorrect. Then there’s CZ’s Dog (BROCCOLI714), which, let’s be honest, sounds like a pet project gone rogue. Tutorial (TUT) is next, because apparently, we all need a lesson in how to lose money. And finally, Banana For Scale (BANANAS31), because why measure success in dollars when you can use fruit? 🍌
Having taken a nosedive of nearly 50% from its lofty heights in the past three months, Ethereum has been as reliable as a broken clock. It even dipped to a paltry $1,754 earlier this month, all thanks to Bitcoin’s dramatic plunge below the $80k mark on March 11. One can only imagine the gasps of horror from the crypto aficionados! 😱
CoinPedia’s technical analysis, that oracle of the digital age, insists that XRP remains in an uptrend, clinging precariously to the 200 Exponential Moving Average (EMA) on the daily chart. Yet, the fall below $2.40 has opened the floodgates to a potential descent to $2—a level that now looms like a guillotine over the heads of investors. Will it be salvation or slaughter? Only time will tell. 🕰️
So, what’s behind Green’s bold forecast? Apparently, it’s all about Trump – and no, not just his famous hairdo. 🙃 Green thinks the U.S. President’s crypto endorsement might just be the rocket fuel Bitcoin needs to blast off into the stratosphere. And if that’s not enough, Trump’s tariff policies could create just enough economic chaos to send investors scurrying for safe havens… like gold, and its hip, digital cousin, Bitcoin (aka “digital gold” for those in the know). 💃
Quoth Bitwise: “By the end of this decade, XRP shall ascend to the celestial sum of $29.32!” But, ah! ‘Tis not without its trials and tribulations. For XRP must conquer the realms of payments and tokenization, and in doing so, carve its name upon the annals of financial history. 🗡️
On the bustling platform of X, where the crypto enthusiasts congregate, Van de Poppe whispers to his781,500 eager followers that LINK is tiptoeing into a breakout against Bitcoin (LINK/BTC), and on the weekly chart, no less. A sight to behold, indeed!
You see, this bill is like a pair of fraternal twins, mirroring a similar bill introduced by Representative Tom Emmer from Minnesota. They’re practically identical, these two bills, as if they were hatched from the same political egg. Both proclaim that the prohibition wouldn’t apply to any dollar-denominated currency that’s open, permissionless, and private. As if those things ever go together in the wild world of politics! 😂
