Crypto news

Indeed, the tariff bombshell of April, that most explosive of announcements, sent XRP tumbling like a poorly balanced teacup. Within days, its price dropped a modest 20%, retreating below the $1.80 mark in a manner that would have made Mr. Babbit of Wodehouse’s Right Ho, Jeeves weep into his crumpet. Yet, as Santiment so sagely observes, this is not all doom and gloom. For two of the past three days, the market has been awash with bearish chatter, a curious phenomenon that, in the parlance of financial alchemists, is “a promising buy signal.” After all, when the little investors shriek in terror, the market, like a well-trained spaniel, leaps in the opposite direction.

Lots of activity, a DMI of 26 (whatever *that* means), suggesting strength. But also, a Stochastic RSI saying “hold on a sec, things might get wobbly.” Honestly, just trying to decipher crypto charts gives me a headache. 😩

Mr. Van Code did remark, with a noticeable air of superiority, that Ripple shall not be a bank in the common, retail-style – a revelation following their admittance into the lofty ranks of the ABA. Though a piece of news, he claims, the application for a Fed Master account is the truly interesting development. One wonders, however, if the general market comprehends such intricacies, given the XRP price remains, as he puts it, “hovering around a somewhat trifling $3.”

Ah, comrades, behold the tragedy of high-performance computing firm IREN (IREN)-its stock, that whimsical barometer of toiling dreams, slipped a mocking 6% post-market under Tuesday’s indifferent sky.

The past week has seen the markets expand to all-time highs, a spectacle as absurd as a goose attempting to conduct an orchestra. Yet, here we are, clutching our charts and graphs like talismans, convinced that this time, surely, the bull will charge forth with the grace of a drunken walrus. 🐂

The Digital Markets 50 Index, born of a partnership with tokenisation house Dinari, will include 15 cryptocurrencies with a market capitalisation of at least $300 million and 35 publicly traded companies with a market cap of at least $100 million-a sort of digital aristocracy assembled to taste the air of modern finance.

Telegram bots, those cunning little creatures, operate within the cozy confines of your messenger app, allowing you to trade cryptocurrencies without the hassle of visiting exchanges. They’re like having a personal assistant who’s always on the clock, though unlike a human, they won’t judge you for your questionable investment choices. 🤖 Here’s a list of the top 9 Telegram bots this month, each with its own quirks and charms-or flaws, depending on your perspective.

According to the wizards at Santiment, the bullish-to-bearish commentary ratio has been doing the limbo, going under 1.0 twice in the past three days – October 4th (0.74) and October 6th (0.86). Apparently, this is the financial equivalent of a bat signal for contrarian investors. 🦇🔮

On X, a voice claims the legal path opens wide, yet inside the government’s innards, gears grind with the tempo of a funeral march. The breath of reform moves, but not fast enough to warm the hands of a tired crowd.

The official chitter-chatter from UR Global promises that folks in over 45 countries will be able to hold, convert, and soon spend USDe right inside UR’s neobank app, a sparkly bridge between DeFi goblins and proper old‑fashioned banking. 🪄💳