Bitcoin decided to have a little weekend shindig, spiking to a new all-time high of over $125,000. đ„ł Thatâs right, itâs not just your grandmaâs knitting thatâs hitting new heights these days. Meanwhile, Japanese investment firm Metaplanet was like, âHold my sake,â and scooped up 5,258 Bitcoins on Oct. 1. đŁđ°
The losses have provoked no small measure of vexation among Piâs devoted followers. Some now entertain the most distressing notion that the project may not endure. The esteemed crypto commentator Mr. Spock-whose logic is, one must admit, unimpeachable-has declared the collapse “basically a rug pull,” a sentiment shared by many who have mined Pi for years with naught but dust to show for their labors. And yet, a small but determined faction clings to the fantastical belief that each coin shall one day be worth $314,159-a notion most experts dismiss with the same enthusiasm one reserves for a soggy biscuit. đȘ
âThe GENIUS Bill is the beginning of the end for banksâ ability to shaft their customers with microscopic interest!â he squawked on X, on Saturday, no less. Saturday! Like they don’t have enough to worry about on Shabbos!
As Bitcoin dances in the sunlight, basking in new highs, MYX, poor MYX, has found itself abandoned, wandering in the dark. The altcoinâs painful sell-off serves as a stark reminder that not all that glitters is gold – or, in this case, crypto.
While the Russian authorities, in their infinite wisdom, conduct raids to curb crypto trading-a futile dance with the devil-the gray market thrives, a grotesque symphony of greed. Alexey Korolenko, that paragon of clarity, declares, âIt is impossible to close all exchange offices,â as if the very notion of order is a joke. đ€Ż
And letâs not forget the stablecoins and tokenized securities-basically the financial worldâs version of turning your grandmaâs recipes into NFTs. đ§Ÿ Regulators are nodding along, and big investors are like, âFinally, something we can sink our teeth into without sounding like weâre in a sci-fi movie.â
Bitcoinâs dancing on the ceiling like Lionel Richie đ€, hitting record highs and leaving traders scratching their heads like, âWhatâs next? đ€â Fear not, dear reader, for weâve got the three levels thatâll either make you rich or send you crying to your mom đ.
One is led to believe this sudden infatuation with Bitcoin is due to a rather vulgar display of panic. The American government, it seems, has temporarily misplaced its ability to agree – a most unfortunate, yet not entirely unexpected, occurrence. Consequently, investors, those terribly anxious creatures, are fleeing to Bitcoin as if it were the last bastion of sense in a world rapidly descending into delightful chaos. Isnât it wonderfully ironic? Nations crumble, and fortunes are made on a string of code. đ
Ah, dear reader, the industrious folks at MetaMask are on the verge of unfurling this splendid new feature, as revealed by their GitHub parchment, akin to the great manuscripts of yore. With a flourish befitting the realm of commerce, gallant traders shall be bestowed with 80 points for every $100 wagered in the spot trade arena, and a meager 10 points for their more perpetual musings. Let us not overlook the generous 250 points for every historical trading volume of $1,250-a community spirit so robust, one might wonder if itâs merely a farce! đ
It appears that the market’s sentiment toward bitcoinâs valuation is growing ever more buoyant, as investors fancy further price ascensions by yearâs end. Mr. Saylor, the executive chairman of Microstrategy (Nasdaq: MSTR), took to the social media platform X on October 3rd, posing a rather audacious question: whether bitcoin shall surpass $150,000 by the close of 2025. đ§
