Crypto news

One is led to believe this sudden infatuation with Bitcoin is due to a rather vulgar display of panic. The American government, it seems, has temporarily misplaced its ability to agree – a most unfortunate, yet not entirely unexpected, occurrence. Consequently, investors, those terribly anxious creatures, are fleeing to Bitcoin as if it were the last bastion of sense in a world rapidly descending into delightful chaos. Isn’t it wonderfully ironic? Nations crumble, and fortunes are made on a string of code. 🎭

Ah, dear reader, the industrious folks at MetaMask are on the verge of unfurling this splendid new feature, as revealed by their GitHub parchment, akin to the great manuscripts of yore. With a flourish befitting the realm of commerce, gallant traders shall be bestowed with 80 points for every $100 wagered in the spot trade arena, and a meager 10 points for their more perpetual musings. Let us not overlook the generous 250 points for every historical trading volume of $1,250-a community spirit so robust, one might wonder if it’s merely a farce! 😂

It appears that the market’s sentiment toward bitcoin’s valuation is growing ever more buoyant, as investors fancy further price ascensions by year’s end. Mr. Saylor, the executive chairman of Microstrategy (Nasdaq: MSTR), took to the social media platform X on October 3rd, posing a rather audacious question: whether bitcoin shall surpass $150,000 by the close of 2025. 🧐

ETH is eyeing a third higher low, setting the stage for a breakout to $5K. Will it happen? Only the blockchain gods know, but I’m betting on it like it’s a 2000% APR yield farm! 🤑

The thread began when Uniswap founder Hayden Adams spoke of an airport visit in Europe, a scene where the old order and the new ledger share the same air.

So, Dr. Martin Hiesboeck, Head of Research at Uphold, decided to drop some knowledge bombs on Twitter last Friday (yes, you heard that right, Twitter still exists). Apparently, the XRP Ledger has officially launched the MPT standard on its mainnet. This isn’t just another token; it’s designed to make issuing RWAs and institutional instruments on-chain smoother than a greased weasel. Oh, and it’s fungible. What does that mean for you? No idea, but it sounds impressive.

Bitcoin, that most enigmatic of digital assets, briefly ascended to the celestial heights of nearly $124,000, while Binance Coin, in its own right, attained a new historical apex at approximately $1,190. How quaint, that the mere mention of a price tag can stir the souls of mortals, as if the market itself were a symphony of human folly.

In a brazen post on X, scrawled on that fateful day of October 3, 2025, Alderoty bellows his conviction that Selig is the chosen one to bridge the chasm between the CFTC and SEC, forging regulations as clear as the muddied waters of Wall Street regulation, thus banishing the fog of confusion that plagues our digital dreamers. Oh, the farce of it all, attempting to harmonize the wolves guarding the henhouse! 😂🔨

In a deal that’d make a gold-digger weep, Hut8-crypto’s answer to a mining baron-snagged WLFI tokens at $0.25 apiece for their treasury. The tokens? Snatched straight from WLFI’s piggy bank, locked up tighter than a safe in a vault, with no new supply minted. Circulating supply? Still the same ol’ song, just a different verse.

A merry dance of increasing stablecoins, coupled with an uplifting surge in Total Value Locked. Oh, what a ball it must be!