Crypto news

It hoards over 57% of the crypto kingdom’s treasure, sitting pretty at $2.37T. But let’s be honest, it’s more of a goldfish in a pond than a dragon. 🐠

Ah, Shiba Inu (SHIB) – the meme coin that could… until it couldn’t. Despite sporadic flashes of price increases, SHIB has been on a rather tragic decline since the dawn of 2025. A meager $0.00001223 per coin (yep, you read that right), marking a 42% drop from its New Year high. Market cap down to $7.2 billion, and meanwhile, MemeCore (M) and Pepe (PEPE) are laughing all the way to the bank as they start to catch up.

Verily, this decree might expand the investment horizons of 401(k) plans to include such exotic fare as Bitcoin and other “alternative assets,” thereby bestowing upon the common man portfolio choices hitherto reserved for the gilded elite.

Strive Inc. (ASST), with its aptly acronymic ticker, stumbled 4.6%, while Metaplanet and MSTR-those twin pillars of mediocrity-suffered minor indignities of 3.13% and 2.56%, respectively. A comedy of errors, indeed. 🤡

Yes. Top holders added 4.91 million WLD, while Exchange Outflows hit $4.78 million. The whales are like, “We’re not afraid of the dip! We’re *inviting* it to dinner.” 🐋

DeFi’s TVL is up 72% this year (from $53B to $127B), which sounds impressive until you realize it’s mostly banks trying to tokenize their grandma’s cookie jar and call it “innovation.” 🚀 Institutions are now buying into crypto like it’s a Black Friday sale at Tiffany’s: “I’ll take ten RWAs, and throw in a crypto wallet for my nephew!”

So, Dogecoin (DOGE) has been through the ringer, falling to a low of $0.238, but now it’s chilling around $0.24. The TD Sequential indicator, known for spotting potential trend reversals, just flashed a red “9” candle at that low, which is often a sign that the selling may have exhausted itself. Traders love this because it often precedes a bounce. Here’s what Analyst Ali Martinez had to say about it:

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Ah, the illustrious Coinbase Premium Index: It signals a robust demand from US retail aficionados eager to buy the dip, as if they were buying the last piece of cake at a party.

But hey! Amid the chaos, the bulls decided to throw a little hoof-party and kept Dogecoin afloat above some “important support zone” – which, frankly, sounds like a fancy way of saying, “Don’t freak out just yet.” All this despite Dogecoin’s main attractions being memes and social media hype, which apparently are now fueling market sentiment. Who knew Twitter fingers had so much power? 🙌