But hey, at least he’s consistent! XRP’s now the star of Ripple Prime, the freshly rebranded prime brokerage that used to be called Hidden Road. Because why not give it a name that sounds like a secret society? 🕵️♂️ XRP will “complement services” there-translation: it’s the crypto equivalent of a golden retriever in a suit, nodding along to every decision. 🐶💼
Crypto guru and DogeOS cheerleader Jimmy (yes, that Jimmy) dropped a mic with his technical analysis, proving Doge’s inflation model is as predictable as a Mel Brooks punchline. 😂 He even quoted the great Elon Musk, who once quipped, “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!” 🦜 Jimmy’s numbers? As of 2025, Doge’s got 151.36 billion coins in the wild, with 5 billion more joining the party each year. 🎉 That’s 3.49% inflation, baby-and it’s only going down from here. 📉
Now, this XRPR fellow is quite the trailblazer, being the first XRP ETF to set up shop in the good ol’ US of A. 🏆 However-and here’s the kicker-it doesn’t actually give you a direct ticket to the XRP token. No, no, REX Shares took the rather unorthodox ’40 Act path, which is all very clever but leaves one feeling a bit like a chap who’s ordered a martini but been handed a shandy. 🍸🤔
It commenced on X, where a self-proclaimed ex-Uniswap developer declared he’d unearthed a bug granting 41% profit per swap-like finding a golden goose in a Bitcoin mine. 🦆
According to the wise and whimsical Daan Crypto Trades (@DaanCrypto), our furry friend DOGE is sniffing around $0.19585. 🦴 The “bone to grab” is at $0.21817, while the “bone to guard” sits at $0.17789. Price is wagging its tail in the middle, after a post-flush bounce that left us all scratching our heads. 🐾 Last Friday’s higher low is the lifeline, keeping the game from going to the dogs.
Mostly gasoline, that infamous villain. Core inflation, meanwhile, was chilling out, proving that not every number needs a party. This, dear reader, influences what the Fed will do-much to everyone’s relief (or dismay).
A shiny federal stamp of approval, they reckon, might lure in the big-money wizards and goblins of the institutional world. Imagine! Custody solutions so secure, they’d make a dragon jealous. And if they pull it off, we might even get staking options that don’t vanish like cookies from a hungry child. The CRO token took a tiny leap of joy, then promptly remembered it’s still 2023. 📉😅
Yes, the surface still shows a bullish face, but peel back the layers-like an onion-and you find cracks, crevices, and possibly a full-blown fissure. The question remains: will this rebound last or will it give way to yet another embarrassing correction? Stay tuned-spoiler alert: the drama is just beginning.
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