Crypto news

Oh, the tragedy! HBAR, that poor soul, descended from $0.24 to $0.22 in but a mere 23 hours, a fall so steep it would make a mountain weep. The market, ever fickle, danced with volatility, its ranges stretching 9.7%-a spectacle more chaotic than a Russian novel in a storm. 🌩️ The institutional sellers, those relentless villains, drove prices lower, establishing a fortress of resistance at $0.235-$0.24, while liquidations rained down like autumn leaves. 🍂

On Monday, the company disclosed with barely concealed delight that its Ether booty is valued at an eye-watering $10.1 billion – thereby crowning itself as the largest corporate wallet of ETH the world has ever seen, beating all rivals with the elegance of a fox at a poultry convention. Naturally, they’re now scheming a new fundraising caper to swell their Ethereum coffers even further.

Yes, dear reader, the price, once soaring like a sparrow drunk on spring, now hovers near $223, a level that mocks its ambition. Analyst Lennaert Snyder, a bard of the blockchain, croons:

“As long as we cling to $186, the dream persists!”

How poetic, that the downtrodden might find solace in a number scribbled on the wall of a spreadsheet. 📉🖋️

In case you missed it, XRP just got a shiny new U.S. spot ETF toy and even schmoozed with Spain’s BBVA bank like a crypto Romeo at the financial ball. Yet, somehow, it refuses to dance upward. The momentum has vanished faster than your last date’s excuses.

Meanwhile, the mighty XRP has lost another 3 to 4%, trading shyly near $2.85, after the thrill of ETF dreams evaporated into thin air. Over $15 million of dreams liquidated, just like ice cubes melting on a hot stove-gone, just like that. The broader crypto giants, Bitcoin and Ethereum, are also having their midlife crisis, dropping over 2%, because why not? Charts are stubborn-resistance is lurking near $3.30-$3.50, as if daring traders to break free from their shackles. Macro forces and cautious whales make sure XRP remains in its cage, waiting for that glorious moment when it finally bursts upward, or perhaps, just coughs and sputters-who can tell? 😂🚧

Bitcoin is on track to join gold as a recognized reserve asset within the decade, according to Deutsche Bank, which is as reliable as a teacup in a storm. 🌪️

The key support levels, those elusive beacons of hope, stand at $2.7 and $2.5, though one might question their reliability in these tumultuous times. The single key resistance, $2.9, seems more like a mirage than a barrier.

Beginning November 29, Hyperliquid crypto will release millions worth of tokens, and the entire vesting schedule will distribute $11.9 billion worth of tokens. To this analyst sees as a significant looming selling pressure that will be testing both investor sentiment and market resilience. This phase may determine whether bullish momentum can withstand the looming supply shock. 💸

Picture the scene: Bitcoin, that stubborn creature, bouncing between support at $114K and resistance at $117K, like a drunken boxer trying to find his footing. Monday morning gives it a shove-down to $112K-because what’s life without a little drama? Our brave analysts pretend not to notice the bearish patterns creeping up in the daily charts, like shadows lurking behind a curtain. But don’t be fooled – the long-term signals shimmer with promise, even if the short-term chaos screams otherwise.

The SEC’s 2025 crypto agenda is like that annoying neighbor who won’t stop complaining, making all the big shots like Bitcoin do a little sad dance in the red zone. Bitcoin (BTC) tried to play it cool over the weekend between $115,000 and $116,000-big whoop. Then Monday rolls around and it’s like, “Nah, I’m out,” slipping to $114,293. A whole 1% drop! Ethereum (ETH), trying to act tougher, took a bigger hit. Ripple (XRP) just couldn’t stop slipping, going down more than 4%. Solana (SOL)? Also down 4% and probably crying in the corner. Dogecoin (DOGE) got sold off like last week’s leftovers, hovering at $0.239. Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) went full drama queens, down 9% and almost 10%, respectively. And the others? Just along for the sad downhill ride.