Crypto news

The root of this miraculous rally? A trifecta of events that might as well be something out of various science fiction novels. Firstly, enter the much-preferred offspring, the canonical HBAR ETF (HBR), making its debut on Nasdaq and throwing open the gates wide enough for institutionally invested fervor to flood in. Secondly, HBAR gallantly strutted past some formidable technical ramparts, rendering a disconsolate bearish pattern utterly defunct. Finally, it simply couldn’t resist joining the broader altcoin carnival on the move.

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He predicts Ethereum (ETH) will skyrocket like a confused pigeon, only to crash harder than a teapot in a china shop, taking the entire crypto market with it. 🚀💥

The enlightened team behind the affair quickly dispelled rumors of any genuine market exuberance, attributing such fancies to bot activity most mechanical and unreliable. Yet, despite their assurances, it seems whispers of discontent have fluttered throughout the community with the wings of discontent.

Move over, flashy altcoins-Litecoin is stepping into the spotlight. T. Rowe Price’s bold filing for an Active Crypto ETF with the SEC is proof that the crypto world is starting to wake up. No more dismissing LTC as a ‘meh’ investment. It’s now seen as a legitimate, grown-up digital asset. Crypto guru Santolita took to X (yes, still calling it X) to highlight how Litecoin has stood the test of time, unlike those hype-driven tokens that come and go faster than a trendy meme.

The Central Bank, ever the vigilant watchdog, revoked Ayandeh’s license after uncovering a Pandora’s box of capital shortfalls and insider-driven risky lending. The bank’s demise has left many Iranians questioning the integrity of their financial system-though, let’s be honest, skepticism has been brewing for years.

So, Robert Kiyosaki, the brain behind Rich Dad Poor Dad (you know, that book your uncle won’t stop talking about), is calling out the financial influencers who thrive on fear. “Fear clickbaiting”? More like “fear click-boring,” am I right? 🙄 He’s been on bestseller lists longer than most of us have had Netflix subscriptions, and he’s not here for the drama. Translated into 50+ languages? Yeah, he’s basically the Beyoncé of finance books. 💃

According to David Duong, head of investment research at Coinbase Institutional, those digital asset treasury (DAT) companies that used to gobble up Bitcoin like there was no tomorrow have “largely ghosted” since the market took a nosedive. And guess what? They’re not exactly rushing back to the party either. It’s like that one guy who promised to bring the chips and dip but just… didn’t show up. Classic move, right?

Thus far, the specter of financial regulators and the whims of macroeconomic winds have left the stage shrouded in ambiguity. Neither token has rallied, despite this news, which one might expect to be bullish. But then, life, like the market, is full of disappointments and unfulfilled promises. 😏