Crypto news

According to their announcement on Monday-because Monday’s the best day to make announcements, obviously-a whopping 1,009 BTC hit the cart and they reached 20,000 for about 16.479 billion yen (which I think is almost like $112 million). On the same cosmic day, they announced this fancy issuance of 11.5 million new shares last week, because of some investor, you know, flexing their warrant muscles to snag some stock. 🤼‍♂️

The industrious Hoskinson painted Leios as the keystone of a grand long-term endeavor to propel Cardano from the stultifying chains of consensus ceilings into a more liberating realm governed by network constraints. “The design objective,” he declared with serious understatement, “is to reach a one-minus-delta protocol, where barriers are not the shackles of consensus arrangements but rather those heaven-sent, network accords.” Carefully, the initial design sought to do away with unnecessary complexities, ensuring that various client teams could co-create something that, quite frankly, promised to be transformative, enabling iterative upgrades thereafter.

Picture this: a creature so ancient it remembers Bitcoin’s genesis block suddenly decides to swap its fish sticks for Ethereum. Result? 820,220 ETH-$3.6 billion worth-vanished into its wallet over two weeks. Bitcoin? Left holding the bag. 🐙

In a groundbreaking announcement on September 1 (Thank heavens they remembered Wi-Fi! 🤣), Binance unveiled SB Seker as the new head honcho for its Asia-Pacific armada. His mission? To dodge legal landmines, chat up those regulators, and push the business into the stratosphere. 🚀

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Lubin’s thesis? “Stake, run validators, operate L2s/L3s”-basically, “let’s all get rich off the same 100x dream.” JPMorgan’s been “steeped in Ethereum tech since 2014-2015”? That’s like saying a toddler’s been “steeped in coffee” since 2003. 🧸☕

The Times of India, that venerable chronicler of chaos, reveals exchanges cloaking their greed in legalese, as if the fine print of their terms could transmute theft into virtue. Users, poor souls, are left clutching the husk of their rights-allowed only to sell, while the exchanges trade and lend their assets like a baron auctioning peasants’ bread. A dance of shadows, this “rehypothecation,” where coins are pooled and gambled, and the original owner? A spectator at their own feast. 🎭

This, dear reader, is but a natural consequence of Ether’s recent renaissance-a veritable phoenix rising from the ashes of mediocrity, doubling in price in a mere two months after languishing in the cryptoverse’s equivalent of a Dickensian workhouse.

Oh, what a splendid day at Metaplanet! 🎉 The squirrel-like executives have once again flung themselves into the great Bitcoin nut-stash, gobbling up 1,009 shiny BTC coins (worth a rather dashing $109 million). With this latest spree, their treasure trove now glitters at 20,000 BTC-enough to make a gold-loving dragon weep with envy. 🐉💎 One … Read more

Last week, we got the July PCE inflation report, which-surprise, surprise-did exactly what economists predicted. Inflation ticked up a tiny bit. Shocking! Meanwhile, GDP growth was bumped up from 3% to 3.3%. Big whoop. The economy’s chugging along like your uncle’s ancient car that somehow still runs.