These two enterprising houses do further entertain notions of employing such mechanizations upon the less tangible wagers, since Chainlink’s oracles, bless their little hearts, are far better acquainted with matters concrete, such as the whimsical fluctuations of asset prices. In theory, Polymarket might thereby diminish the risks attendant upon settling such affairs in every possible category. How very considerate.
BeInCrypto, ever the soothsayer of digital fortunes, has peered into the shimmering crystal ball and singled out three altcoins sprightly enough to earn your attention and, perchance, your coin stash.
So, what’s the deal? Tether-those mad scientists behind the world’s most popular stablecoin, USDT-decided it was high time to get some U.S. regulation on their side. Enter USAT, a shiny new U.S.-regulated, dollar-backed token.
These ETF launches were supposed to be big wins for their fan clubs-XRP holders humming “Eye of the Tiger,” and Dogecoin enthusiasts probably busy searching for the nearest Shiba Inu meme. But the SEC seems to think these guys are more “experimental art project” than “investment vehicle,” and they’re treating them accordingly.
One particularly optimistic whale (or maybe just a very rich gambler) thinks Pi Network is the crypto equivalent of a clearance rack find. After plummeting 90% from its all-time high, this investor is scooping up tokens like they’re going out of style. On-chain data shows they’ve been on a buying binge that would make a Black Friday shopper blush. Thousands of dollars a day? Amateur hour. This whale is dropping six figures like it’s Monopoly money.
Bitcoin decided it’s not quite ready for the big leagues just yet, pulling back from the stratosphere of $116,000-ish to a “meh” sub-$115,000 as the Dollar Index (DXY) just sips its tea, unaffected by whispers of a Fed rate cut. Drama much?
“Long-duration assets,” Howell intoned, his voice a hollow echo of reason in a madhouse, “are the chosen vessels of this age-crypto, tech equities-yet the endgame is a noose tightening around our throats.” Pal, ever the tragic optimist, added, “We’ve stretched the cycle like a Sisyphean rope, but the mountain is crumbling.” The two, like prisoners in a gilded cage, agreed: the finale is nigh, and the only question is whether it will end in a soft sigh or a scream.
Over the past few weeks, I’ve realized that a number of specs sitting in my drafts may actually be useful for discussion. So over the next few weeks I’ll be publishing them as Ideas (I don’t quite have the time to polish them, but hey, who needs polish when you’ve got genius? 🧠✨).
Here’s the first of those:
Yet, dear reader, $XRP is not the sole belle of this blockchain ball. Enter the Best Wallet app’s prodigious champion, the Best Token ($BEST), pirouetting gracefully towards a presale crescendo approaching an eye-popping $16 million. One might say it dances on the edge of financial ecstasy.
“In the distant February of 2017,” Kevin declaims with great conviction, “our dear Dogecoin enjoyed a V-shaped stock RSI cross above the 20 mark and then, like a gentleman suddenly possessed by an unseasonable enthusiasm, embarked on a rally of no less than 1,852%.” He further confides that a subsequent monthly cross was not content with mere civility, but produced a “very nice 1,751% gain” – before, alas, the inevitable market ceiling was reached. And now, he professes, the stage is once again set for Q4, where such spirited exploits might be renewed.
