Crypto news

So here’s the scoop: Stablecoins, those “cryptos” pegged to real-world stuff like the U.S. dollar (a.k.a. the “stable” kind) have gotten seriously HUGE. Over the last year, they’ve ballooned by a mind-blowing 72%, hitting nearly $300 billion. Yes, that’s billion with a *B*. According to Artemis, who’s been watching all this unfold, this rapid growth is mostly thanks to Ethereum and Solana leading the charge. But wait, there’s more! Enter Plasma, which launched a record-breaking $6 billion in stablecoins in its first week alone. That’s a *lot* of zeros.

As of Oct. 15, 2025, the crypto economy is sitting at $3.81 trillion after last week’s market bloodbath, with Bitcoin (BTC) treading water between $110,456 and $113,537 per coin in the past 24 hours. Ethereum (ETH) hasn’t fared much better, hovering between $3,929 and $4,203 per unit – down 9.1% this week, just a hair better than BTC’s 9.2% slide. *Sigh*.

Cathie Wood’s Ark is plunging deeper into this Bitcoin abyss, hurling forth ETFs with tricks up their sleeves to woo the institutional lords. On that fateful Tuesday, October 14, they shot these proposals-Bitcoin Yield ETF and ARK DIET Bitcoin 1 and 2-at the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. Yield and hedge against the storm, they promise, offering the bigwigs more ropes to dance upon this crypto tightrope without falling into the chasm below. 🕺

Cloudflare spilled the beans that this collaboration will introduce Web Bot Auth, a fancy protocol that lets AI bots and agents prove they’re who they say they are. And guess who’s in on the action? Visa is co-developing a super secret Trusted Agent Protocol to make sure everything’s legit, which will slot perfectly into Visa Intelligent Commerce. Talk about a VIP access pass for bots!

The first attempt, Testnet1, is dragging on like a rainy Sunday. Thanks to all those pesky transaction blunders, it might be another month before we see the light at the end of the tunnel. Once that’s sorted, the upgrade will limbo under Testnet2, then party on the Mainnet-where the real money, or chaos, happens. 🎉

The Net Unrealized Profit/Loss (NUPL), that sly ledger of human folly, now stands at +0.52, a number that once heralded the crescendos of 2017 and 2021. Ninety-seven percent of the supply floats in profit, a gilded cage where greed clinks its champagne glasses. Yet, what is this triumph but a prelude to the reckoning? The market, drunk on its own delirium, teeters between euphoria and the abyss, like Raskolnikov debating a ledger instead of a loom.

CMB International Asset Management (CMBI) has partnered with BNB Chain to launch its CMB International USD Money Market Fund onto the L1 blockchain. Because who doesn’t want their cash to be as accessible as a meme coin? 🚀

“Just buy an ETF,” quipped that Strive chap at Hong Kong’s Bitcoin Asia, summing up the utter exasperation with Digital Asset Treasuries-these grandiose corporate marionettes vowing to trounce Bitcoin via ingenious financing and balance-sheet acrobatics, yet flopping about like amateur thespians in a farce. How droll! 😏

Mais, comme le veut la nature dramatique de notre Opera boursier, le bon Bitcoin s’est repris, gambadant à 110 000 puis flirtant avec 116 000, avant d’être chassé par les vents mauvais des ours, et finalement s’asseyant nonchalamment à 113 000. Ah! Quelle tragédie incessante! La richesse totale du marché s’élève maintenant à 2,25 trillions, tandis que la domination du Bitcoin s’effrite, laissant place à des concurrents ambitieux. Ah, la fragilité de la grandeur!

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