Coinbase, meanwhile, expands its dominion across continents, new alliances gleaming like medals pinned over regulatory wounds. But political storms gather at their flanks, while GameStop, ever prankish and mercurial, pirouettes on the very edge of speculation—trading more in dreams than delivered realities, investors squinting towards a Web3 tomorrow that may yet vanish with the morning mists.
Folks started scratching their heads and wondering, “What in Sam Hill just happened?” The answer, like most strange news these days, has to do with Justin Sun, crypto’s golden boy with the grin of a man who just won a new tractor, a mysterious merger, and a side plot starring Eric Trump—which, no one expected, yet here we are. 🍿
Now, why the sudden spike, you ask? Well, the hashrate—our beloved network’s power—has reached a dizzying high of nearly 1,000 exahashes per second (EH/s). It’s like watching a race where everyone suddenly decided to upgrade to rocket-powered mining machines! 🚀
Flare Network, in its boundless enthusiasm, claims to validate off-chain data without needing external middleware. The result? FAssets like FXRP can leap across blockchains with the grace of an Olympic hurdler, apparently, all in service of creating a DeFi paradise for XRP. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
Some studies, with all the enthusiasm of a child on Christmas morning, have reported a staggering 260% increase in RWAs this year. Yet, some industry executives, with their skeptical brows furrowed, question the magnitude of this reported market size, arguing that the sector is still as nascent as a newborn kitten. 🐱
The geopolitical scene is as unstable as ever, but fear not, for Wall Street continues to rise. The Israel/Iran conflict rages on, entering its fifth day of no resolution, yet the S&P 500, ever the resilient beast, stubbornly clings above 6,000 points. The all-time high of 6,147 is just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Perhaps the world can fall apart, but liquidity—now there’s something that truly matters.
Whales, those magnificent creatures of the deep, have resurfaced in the market, as evidenced by the Spot Average Order Size. It seems they are not deterred by the ominous clouds gathering over ONDO’s future.
In a world where rumors fly faster than a speeding bullet, Eric Trump has taken to the social media skies to deny any involvement with Tron’s public listing plans. This all started when someone on platform X (formerly known as Twitter, but who’s counting?) claimed he’d be taking a formal role in the whole Nasdaq shindig. Spoiler alert: he’s not! 🎉
Bitcoin (BTC) went from a dazzling high of $108,915 to a sad little low of $105,500. Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Ethereum (ETH) also decided to join the pity party, dropping over 2.2%. And guess what? The total market cap of all cryptocurrencies took a nosedive to $3.28 trillion. Ouch! 💔
H100 Group Receives 144.8 BTC as Partial Settlement Under Convertible Loan Framework. Now holds 169.2 BTC.
