POPCAT on the Prowl 🚀

As we speak, Popcat is valiantly attempting to shatter the shackles of the descending channel, having recorded gains for two consecutive days and reaching a dizzying high of $0.339 🚀. The question on everyone’s lips: can this fearless feline sustain its momentum and break free from the chains of despair? 🤔

Still Sleeping On XRP? Analyst Says $8 Breakout Is ‘Just Waiting’

For a solid seven months, this crypto’s been meandering sideways like a cat in a sunbeam. But don’t be fooled by the lack of drama, because Cantonese Cat thinks it’s all about to explode. And when it does, it could rocket XRP’s price from its comfy $2.20 spot straight to $6-$8! That’s like catnip for the crypto world, folks. 🚀💥

Brazil’s Crypto Tax Fiasco 🤑

It appears that the Brazilian government, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to tax all crypto holders, because, well, why not? 💸 After all, who needs the consent of the governed when there’s a quick buck to be made? 🤑

Major Exchange to Delist 16 Cryptocurrencies: Details

And who are the unfortunate souls in this tragic comedy? Behold the list of the affected pairs: ALCX/USDT, ALCX/USD, NULS/USDT, NULS/USD, MDT/USDT, MDT/USD, BORA/USDT, BORA/USD, CTXC/USDT, CTXC/USD, XNO/USDT, XNO/USD, VENOM/USDT, VENOM/USD, RADAR/USDT, RADAR/USD. Quite the motley crew, n’est-ce pas? 🎭

Bitcoin Baron: Metaplanet’s Daring Feat 🤑

This grand stash of 10,000 BTC, which took but one year and two months to amass, hath cost the firm a pretty penny: $947 million, to be exact. Yet, its value now exceeds $1.06 billion, yielding an unrealized profit of $120 million 🤑

H100’s Wild Ride: A $15.8M Loan to Go All-in on Bitcoin

On June 16, the illustrious Swedish company made the announcement to the world—no doubt amidst a cloud of confetti—that they’d signed an investment agreement with none other than Adam Back himself. The deal? A humble loan guarantee of 150 million SEK (that’s $15.82 million in case you’re wondering), earmarked for the purchase of Bitcoin. Not quite sure how the whole “long-term strategy” thing will pan out, but who’s counting when you have Bitcoin, right?

Oh, but don’t go thinking this is their first rodeo. Just last month, they raised a tidy sum of 21 million SEK ($2.2 million) through some zero-interest convertible loans. Adam Back chipped in a casual $1.4 million, with a smattering of smaller contributions from other investment outfits. Lovely, really, that the folks at Morten Klein, Alundo Invest AS, Race Venture Scandinavia AB, and Crafoord Capital Partners are all on the same page, betting on the future of Bitcoin… which, let’s face it, could either be brilliant or a colossal disaster.