When Bitcoin’s Aristocrats Turn Bearish: A Cautionary Tale 🐻💰

DonAlt, with the sagacity of a seasoned market observer, believes that these treasury holdings could render the next bear market as severe as the calamitous 2018 crash, when Bitcoin plummeted from the dizzying heights of $20,000 to the more modest, yet still respectable, $3,000. He asserts that once Bitcoin reaches its zenith in this cycle, a 70% to 80% drawdown is not an unlikely prospect, a thought that might cause even the most stoic investor to pause and reflect.

Crypto Darlings of the Weekend 🤑

Cardano, the belle of the ball, emerged as the most-discussed asset. Speculation swirled around development updates, token activity, and market shifts. But, sweetie, ADA’s price momentum weakened, leaving traders and analysts with mixed feelings. How… thrilling.

Ethereum’s Wild Ride: Will It Soar or Crash? 🚀💸

Ether boasts a market cap of $306 billion, claiming 9.3% of the crypto universe’s $3.27 trillion total. But let’s not kid ourselves; it hasn’t been all sunshine and daisies. Compared to last month, it’s dipped a modest 0.5%, and it’s a hefty 36% below its six-month high, with a 24% drop since the year began. Currently priced at $2,532 per ETH, it’s also trading at about 0.02402 BTC. Yet, a Polymarket bet with a whopping $4.58 million in play suggests a 25% chance that $3,000 per ETH could be on the horizon by June 30. 🎉

You Won’t Believe How Much Crypto Trump’s Sons Dug Up—Even Chekhov Would Raise an Eyebrow

From the far-off land of New York (where, it is said, the bankers never sleep and politicians rarely do either) came reports of Trump’s participation in an affair muckier than Uncle Vanya’s boots. Over $57 million slipped gently into his accounts thanks to World Liberty Financial—a contraption devised last year by three Trump sons and several particularly energetic cousins (or were those lawyers? Who can say?). Their reasoning: the banks, like the weather, had become unfriendly, and something new was needed. Thus, they made WLFI, a “decentralized finance platform,” which is impressive if you say it quickly and don’t ask questions.

Pi in the Sky: .pi Domains Sell Like Hotcakes 🍰

It all started around Pi Day 2025 (because, of course, it did), when Pi users, affectionately known as “Pioneers,” began bidding on custom domain names ending with “.pi”. Now, these domain names are meant to be more than just a pretty face; they’re supposed to link to real, honest-to-goodness apps, small businesses, and personal projects built within the Pi ecosystem. But, I reckon that’s just a mighty fine idea… on paper. 📝