Chainlink [LINK] is poised for a dramatic crescendo. Imagine a market ballet, with nearly 90% of the performers – or should I say, holders – applauding in profit, as the stage of exchange reserves shrinks to a delightful multi-year low. We stand on the brink of a supply concerto!
SHIB has been doing the technical tango inside a symmetrical triangle-imagine a really boring game of “keep away” with support and resistance levels getting closer since July. Currently, it’s like that friend who’s stuck in the middle of a dance floor, uncertain whether to sit down or leap-trapped within the triangle, waiting for that big, dramatic breakout. Interestingly, it’s still respecting its boundaries, which is just a fancy way of saying it hasn’t yet made a fool of itself by breaking out of line. Keep watching-any sudden volume spike or a close above the resistance might turn this sleepy puppy into a fireworks display. 🎆
In the past 24 hours, SEI pirouetted between $0.284 and $0.293, a ballet of bulls and bears, before bowing toward the $0.293 crescendo. A flirtatious spike to $0.292 at 18:00-ah, the drama!-hinted at accumulation so eager, it might’ve blushed. Will it hold above $0.29? Stay tuned, dear reader, for the plot thickens! 🎭
Coinalyze, that oracle of modern finance, informs us that Binance Coin’s futures open interest hovers at $196 million-a number as meaningless as a Tsar’s promise. August 25 and 27 saw “brief upticks in volatility,” they say, as if volatility were not the very air these creatures breathe. Since August 29, the trend has “flattened,” which traders interpret as “consolidation.” In human terms: everyone’s waiting for someone else to burn their fingers first.
Consider Flexjet-owned FXAIR, now accepting tokens for transatlantic jaunts priced at a modest $80,000. Or Virgin Voyages, peddling annual passes for $120,000. SeaDream Yacht Club and The Kessler Collection, too, have joined this crypto carnival, according to the FT. 🌍🚀
This alteration concerns one of the busiest networks in the cryptographical society-an establishment which manages over three million transactions each day and hosts nearly eighty-one billion dollars in Tether’s USDT, the favored stablecoin. The change took effect most promptly at 8 o’clock in the evening-Beijing time-an hour that might suit even a lady’s leisure or a gentleman’s rendezvous. 🌙
During what I imagine was a very serious Friday interview (complete with coffee stains on his tie), McClurg dropped some truth bombs about how XRP could outshine Ethereum ETFs. Poor Ethereum. Remember January 2024, when Bitcoin ETFs brought in $1.5 billion? By February, that number climbed to $3.3 billion. But Ethereum? Oh no, it’s been shedding money faster than my hairline recedes. Outflows hit $480 million in July 2024, followed by another $5.6 million loss in August. Oof.
Oh, Dogecoin, the meme coin that refuses to fade into obscurity. Its rate has risen by a modest 0.48% since yesterday. But wait! Over the last week, it has taken a nosedive of 5.58%. Truly, the life of a digital pup is filled with ups and downs. 📈📉
The Federal Reserve, since its debut in 1913, has played the role of the aloof aristocrat-private yet public, independent yet… well, not really. Presidents have long been the stage managers, whispering cues into the actors’ ears. Appointments? Public scoldings? Monetary policy as a political piñata? All part of the production. 🎬
Yet, Lubin insists, even this galactic forecast lacks the feverish heat of true exuberance. The future is not satisfied, it gobbles up bullishness with the appetite of a bear waking after hibernation. Still hungry.