This crypto soap opera has more twists than a pretzel! 🥨 Governance? More like govern-mess! Trust and transparency? Ha! More like trust issues and opaque shenanigans! 😂
In a tweet (because who doesn’t love tweeting about money?), Aljarrah drops the truth bombs. He says, “XRP was never designed to be cheap.” His words, not mine. Basically, XRP is the high roller in the crypto casino, meant to handle massive financial stuff like debt, derivatives, and liquidity-things that are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but way more expensive. 🎨💸
Remember when ZEC was just a wallflower at the crypto ball, hovering around $50 in September? Well, it’s had its makeover, and now it’s strutting down the red carpet at a seven-year high of $370. Sure, it dipped slightly to $350 (thanks, CoinGecko, for the reality check), but that’s still a 520% monthly gain. 💃🔥 Market cap? Oh, it’s gone from “cute” to “I’m basically a Kardashian” – nearly $6 billion now. Take that, Toncoin, Cronos, and Polkadot! You’re so last season. 👋
But before you start shopping for a yacht, remember that the road to riches is never entirely smooth, and some technical indicators are waving a little red flag, suggesting that a small correction could be just around the corner.
Tightening liquid supply, rising staking activity, and capital rotation are aligning with Tom Lee’s “supercycle” thesis. Because nothing says “trust” like a 5% increase in TVL. 🧙♂️📈
Meanwhile, in a virtual chamber of echoes, Core Scientific (CORZ) convenes on October 30th to ponder a merger with CoreWeave (CRWV). A union of convenience, no doubt, as these corporate titans clutch at straws in the tempestuous sea of crypto. 🌪️💼
Well now, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that the great Mt. Gox – that once mighty Bitcoin exchange – has once again taken to the delaying game, pushing back its repayment schedule all the way to October 2026. Ain’t that a sight? Just when you thought you’d be sittin’ happily with your coins, they go … Read more
Greg Cipolaro, NYDIG’s global head of research (fancy title, eh?), says the data shows Bitcoin and inflation are like a bad blind date-weak and inconsistent. 💔 So much for that “inflation hedge” story we’ve all been spoon-fed! Time to rewrite the script, folks! 🎬
The market trembles; traders clutch their wallets like poets holding umbrellas in a storm of coins. Volatility? Naturally. Beauty? Perhaps. Regret? Undoubtedly. Let us wander through this cryptic forest of unlocks, where numbers whisper and charts groan. 🌬️
It appears this Zurich-based outfit, Relai, has become the first in Europe to be officially recognised as a Bitcoin-only ‘CASP’. CASP! Sounds like something out of a spy novel, doesn’t it? A Crypto-Asset Service Provider… Honestly. They’re expanding, naturally. Because when regulations finally appear, businesses always expand. It’s simply the law of commerce, like gravity, but with more graphs.
