KRW1 Steps into Polygon: Stablecoin So Fast, It’ll Make You Lose Your Wallet 😂🚀

BDACS, in a moment of capitalist clarity, launched KRW1 on Polygon-because duh, why not avoid Ethereum’s gas fees and playtime like it’s 2017? 🙃 The proof-of-concept worked so well, even the ghosts of early blockchain pioneers might’ve clapped. Now KRW1 can slay real-time settlements while cruising Web3’s most adopted arena. Pro tip: Check if your deposit’s stable before it turns into crypto’s version of a ghost town. 👻

Stablecoins: The Sofa Upholstery of Monetary Policy

The paper reveals that the global “stablecoin” market cap has ballooned past $300 billion. And, hold on to your hats, a whopping 97% of these tokens are just dollar-clones sent from space. This singular dominance by only-it-feels-like-United-Stablecoin Nation, with heroes like Tether’s USDT and Circle’s USDC waving the dollar flag, is enough to make you question your high school trigonometry teacher’s motives. USDT, perched at $1.00026, boasts a market cap circa $185.3 billion as of December 4, 2025. USDC, the hotshot at $0.9999, flashes a market cap near $78.0 billion and, for good measure, a daily trade volume over $11.0 billion.

Crypto Index Inclusion: The Abyss Gazes Back 💸

Thursday. A day like any other, filled with the quiet desperation of men chasing shadows. On this day, WhiteBIT announced its token, WBT, had been welcomed into the S&P Cryptocurrency Broad Digital Market (BDM) Index. Imagine the celebrations! A pat on the head from the financial establishment. Does it change the fundamental emptiness of existence? I think not. 🧐

Ethereum’s NUPL: A Dance of Profit & Panic 🚀💸

Now, let’s not ignore the elephant in the room: Ethereum’s Net Unrealized Profit/Loss (NUPL) on Binance. At 0.22, it’s like a perfectly mixed martini-neither too strong nor too weak. This delicate equilibrium suggests holders are still in moderate profit, which is less “greedy tycoon” and more “cautious baron.” A gentle nudge toward optimism, but not quite ready to throw confetti. 🎉🚫

Pepe’s Site Gets a ‘Surprise’ Visit from Inferno Drainers 🔥💸

The official Pepe website suffered a disruptive breach on December 4, as attackers injected Inferno Drainer code into its front end. Users were then joyfully redirected to malicious pages-because who doesn’t want their crypto wallet drained while screaming into the void? 🎉🔥 Blockaid, ever the party pooper, issued an alert urging everyone to avoid the platform immediately.

Justin Sun Celebrates as Tron Smashes 350 Million Account Milestone

The milestone is, by all accounts, rather significant (if you’re into that whole “growing adoption” thing). Indeed, since the birth of Tron in 2017, over 350 million addresses have been conjured into existence, as though the blockchain had suddenly become a fashionable accessory. But wait-there’s more! In just the past 24 hours alone, the network added a staggering 261,000 new registrations. That’s not merely growth, that’s a growth spurt on the blockchain equivalent of a teenager’s shoes size. 👠