Crypto news

This comes after Charlotte Fang, ever the dreamer, claimed that prediction markets with enough liquidity could program the future. How romantic! 🎭

Lithuania’s central bank has issued a strict warning to crypto firms. All providers will have to obtain licenses in the near future. Otherwise, operations will be illegal. The announcement is a sign of tougher enforcement. Moreover, there was emphasis on urgency by the authorities. The move is in line with European crypto regulation objectives. As such, firms are now faced with momentous decisions. 🤯

Oh no, not again! 🚨 Today’s crypto market is basically a financial soap opera with a $28B plot twist. BTC and ETH options are settling like a bad breakup, and let me tell you, the drama is real. 🤯 267,000 Bitcoin options are expiring with a put/call ratio so low, it’s practically a yoga instructor. … Read more

Enter Dr. Profit-yes, that’s his actual name-who thinks Bitcoin might hit rock bottom sometime between September and October 2026. Talk about a long wait! At this rate, I might just grow old and gray waiting for that bottom to drop. 👵⏳

2025’s crash saga 🎬, while Bitcoin flexed and BNB Chain tripled users like, “uh, thanks for the leftovers.” 😎

Key takeaways

The draft BIP seeks to address concerns about blockchain bloat, raising key questions around property rights and core Bitcoin principles. Community responses range from strong support to warnings about setting a risky precedent. 🧠

Samson Mow, the Jan3 boss and Bitcoin’s own carnival barker, reckons this siesta won’t last. “Just you wait,” he says, squinting at the horizon like a man who’s seen this movie before. “The big one’s coming.” 🎪

Trust Wallet’s adventure with trust-defying software updates reached its apex when a mysterious ZachXBT, surely a pseudonym masking a Renaissance man of digital sabotage, declared on Telegram that users had witnessed balances vanish faster than a Russian novel’s plot twists. Alas, no seed phrase is sacred, and version 2.68 proved a Trojan horse for chaos.

But hold your horses, or rather, your TRX tokens! Despite this frenzy of activity, the price is tumbling faster than a chocolate cake down a slippery slope. Down 16% this quarter? That’s not just a dip-it’s a full-on belly flop into the mud! 🤑😱