Crypto news

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At the time of writing-because, let’s face it, in crypto, things change faster than a chameleon at a rainbow convention-Bitcoin is strutting its stuff at $111,150, up 4.2% in the last 24 hours. That’s right, it’s back above $105,000, where it apparently left its dignity last week. Ethereum, not wanting to be outdone, has reclaimed the $4,000 throne, sitting pretty at $4,035. The overall market? Up 4.21%, with a total capitalization of $3.76 trillion. And trading volume? Oh, just a casual $165 billion, up 70%. No biggie. 📈💰

Andrew Cuomo, an independent candidate for Mayor of New York City, announced a significant plan. His administration would establish a Chief Innovation Officer (CIO) role. His administration would now have a Chief Innovation Officer (CIO) position. This is a senior role, which will be responsible for active leadership of blockchain and crypto innovation. The intention is to make sure there is strong support for emerging industries throughout the city. Because nothing says “progress” like adding 10 more acronyms to the city payroll. 🚨

Supported by rising trading volumes, increasing institutional exposure, and a tightening supply ahead of its first halving, TAO’s prospects appear increasingly favorable. Or perhaps it’s just a fleeting mirage, as all things in the crypto realm tend to be. 🧠

As investors yank their portfolios into thrilling territory, XRP’s future has turned into the hot gossip of the crypto cocktail party. It’s bobbing at around $2.40, spearheading a wild charge in a market that’s more volatile than my uncle at Thanksgiving – pushing toward the top of its cozy little band between $2.20 and $2.50.

And get this, the UK’s FCA finally lifted its ban on certain crypto investment stuff. Yeah, they were saying “no,” but then they did a 180 like a politician at a carnival. BlackRock sees an opportunity to take your money with a nice, neat package-regulated, “institutional-grade,” they say. Because what the UK really needs is more options to throw money at digital gold-er, I mean, digital… everything.

It was a rough “Black Friday” on October 10th, when the SHIB hit rock bottom, dipping below the legendary $0.00001 mark. But, as with any drama queen, it didn’t stay down long. By the next week, SHIB was strutting its stuff around $0.0000102, like it had something to prove. 🤑

Maybe. Tokenized gold is about as exciting as a toothache, and Bitcoin’s looking like the cool kid at the party. Higher-beta safe haven? Sure, if you’re into that sort of thing. Just don’t blame us if it all goes sideways.

Casascius bitcoins are shiny metal relics from BTC’s hair-metal era, minted by Mike Caldwell between 2011 and 2013 to embody real bitcoin tucked inside each coin. Beneath a tamper-evident hologram lies a secret private key-the golden ticket to the coin’s digital fortune once peeled. (Spoiler: The key might look like a kombucha cap… or a cursed scroll. 🤷♂️)

As of September 25, 2025, there are 13 active XRP ETF filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, including proposals from major issuers like Grayscale Investments and Franklin Templeton. Several of these filings are scheduled for review between October 18 and October 25, marking a crucial period for the XRP ETF approval process. It’s like a poker game where everyone’s holding their breath, hoping the dealer won’t fold. 🃏