Chaos swirls in the world outside; banks stammer, stocks tremble. But Bitcoin, that obstinate orphan of modern finance, stands—propped up by the icy grip of long-term holders. AMBCrypto, with the diligence of a Soviet office clerk, wonders: how long can these tired hands cling to hope?
Guess what? XRP has gained a whopping 1.13% today. Wow, hold the phone! It’s like finding a penny on the street and thinking you’re rich. 💰
It seems our beloved banking giants have been caught with their pants down, disclosing data breaches that have left some customers’ accounts and personal information at risk. 💳🔒
Ethereum, that most mercurial of cryptocurrencies, has deigned to grant us a meager 0.12% increase in its rate over the past day. One can almost hear the champagne corks popping in celebration… or not.