According to their X post (because apparently press releases are so 2010), Creator Coins are powered by Raydium Launchlab, meaning liquidity and tradability are baked in from day one. And thanks to their Proof of Audience magic trick, only creators with actual fans-yes, real humans, not bots-can launch coins and set goals like minimum supporters and staking hoops to jump through.
is this faith or folly? 🚢❄️
Turns out, the market’s as clear as mud. No one’s really in charge; it’s more like a chaotic game of liquidity hide-and-seek. The game? Bidirectional liquidity hunts-fancy talk for “who can scare the other side more?”
In a flurry of posts on X, Morgan unmasked the curious case of Tenreiro, now a polished partner at a prestigious law firm, whose résumé proudly cites courtroom victories in crypto enforcement, yet quietly tiptoes around his two-thirds defeat in the Ripple battle. And the appeal? Yes, the SEC itself waved it goodbye. 🫣
BigQuery, a sleek and serverless data warehouse offered by Google Cloud, promises the wonders of analyzing mountains of data with SQL and the occasional sprinkle of artificial intelligence. Yet, as with many promises, reality bore fangs.
In a stunning act of technological synchronicity, Tron has finally hooked up with deBridge, enabling cross-chain transfers so fast they’ll make your grandmother’s dial-up connection weep. 🚀 This bold move connects Tron’s “vast” user base (approx. 4 billion people who weren’t really paying attention) to over 25 blockchain networks, letting you fling ETH, USDC, and … Read more
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has once again paused its review of the proposed Cardano [ADA] exchange-traded fund (ETF). 🕵️♂️ Oh, how thrilling!
By Shayan, who still owes me half a beer
In a filing as thrilling as a society wedding announcement, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission revealed its decision to extend the deadlines for these ETFs. Originally due in late August, they are now consigned to the distant future of October 2025. One can only marvel at the regulator’s glacial pace, a true testament to bureaucratic finesse. 🧊
Why do coins flee the exchange? Is it the siren call of purchase, or the whisper of cold storage, where they might slumber undisturbed, like treasures in a dragon’s hoard? A shift to the cryptic, the clandestine-perhaps a promise of eternal rest, or a plot to ambush the market with a yawn.
