Grayscale’s Avalanche ETF: The Wild Ride of Crypto Fund Frenzy! 🚀💰

The proposed fund, which will trade under the delightfully catchy ticker symbol “AVAX,” aims to provide direct exposure to Avalanche’s native cryptocurrency through your regular brokerage accounts. Yes, folks, you can now experience the thrill of cryptocurrency without having to understand what a blockchain is! This filing marks the end of a two-step regulatory tango that began when Nasdaq submitted its initial application back in the ancient times of March 2025.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Will It Hit $180K or Crash Hard? 🎢💸

Turns out, big players have been stockpiling Bitcoin like it’s canned soup before a snowstorm. In July alone, exchange-traded products gobbled up 54,000 BTC, while Digital Asset Treasuries added another 72,000 BTC to their stash. That’s not pocket change-it’s more like pocket treasure chests 💰. VanEck first started hyping Bitcoin back in November 2024 when it was trading at $88,000. Fast forward, and US-listed miners now control 31% of the global Bitcoin hashrate (up from 30%, because apparently fractions matter here). Meanwhile, equity indexes dropped 4%, unless you count Applied Digital’s 50% surge, which we probably shouldn’t because life isn’t fair.

Tom Lee’s ETH Obsession: Why Wall Street Can’t Stop Talking 💸

In an X post, analyst AdrianoFeria has highlighted that Tom Lee, the co-founder of Fundstrat Global Advisors, has chosen ETH because it is the default choice for stablecoins, tokenization, and DeFi, and the very rails on which the future of finance is being built. Ethereum is the internet of finance, and Wall Street is finally waking up to the reality. 🤯

When APT Decides to Take a 4% Dip 🤷‍♂️

The token hit a high of $4.80, only to realize it had forgotten its gym shoes and promptly tumbled back down to $4.38. By morning, it had gathered itself and was hovering around $4.45, showing signs of a modest recovery. It’s like watching a toddler learn to walk-exciting, but expect a few faceplants. 🚶‍♂️

🚀 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: XRP Lawyer Predicts Stock Moonshot or Crash Landing? 🌕🌊

Now, Deaton’s got a crystal ball that’s as foggy as a Mississippi morning, but he’s betting his bottom dollar on this Bitcoin rally. Of course, he ain’t all sunshine and rainbows-he warns of a potential tumble, with Bitcoin losing its britches and dropping 30-40% from its high-falutin’ peak. If that happens, he reckons folks’ll start yapping about Strategy liquidating its BTC reserves faster than a catfish on a hook. 🌊🐟

Bitcoin’s $105K Drama: Will It Hold or Fold? 🤑💥

But hey, let’s talk about the real star of this show: the magical $105K support level. 🌟 According to CryptoQuant (aka the crypto wizards), this number is more important than your ex’s birthday-which you totally forgot, by the way. 🤷‍♀️ Wallet cohorts are sending mixed signals, like a group chat where no one can decide on brunch plans. 🥞