CBDCs: The Digital Dinosaurs of Finance 🦖💸

It seems that stablecoins, those charming chameleons of the crypto jungle, are outpacing their lumbering cousins, Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs). While CBDCs sit around like forgotten debutantes at a ball, stablecoins are busy stealing the spotlight. Governments? Oh, they’ve noticed. And they’re rather smitten.

Thailand Cops Nab Gold-Fueled Crypto Lavish Lauder 🚓💰

Our estimable detective division alleges that the crypto wallets associated with Mr. Han conducted more than 47 million USDT transactions in the first quarter of 2024. Such transactions involved gold in no less than thirty occasions, with each transaction luxuriating in a minimum of ten kilograms of the precious metal.

Mr. Hoskinson’s Fiery Rebuttal to the Cardano Foundation: A Scandalous Squander 🤷‍♀️

The Midnight redemption debacle, he insisted, was but a “necessary restraint,” as the terms of the airdrop warned against “undue burden and harm to the network.” One wonders, however, if the CF’s absence from such warnings was due to oversight or an unfortunate lack of foresight. “The Swiss government,” he alleged, “stole the ADA,” a claim as scandalous as a lady’s missing heirloom. Yet, he mused, “Let another more industrious soul claim the NIGHT,” as if bestowing a less-than-lustrous inheritance.