Amidst this rollercoaster ride, market sage Miles Deutscher took to X (née Twitter) to muse on August’s potential legacy: not as a triumph but as a sinister trap for the unsuspecting investor. Let us now peer into his crystal ball, shall we?
But don’t start throwing a pity party just yet! Some analysts, the brave knights of the crypto realm, have their capes on and are insisting that there might still be hope for our beloved Bitcoin. Enter stage right: CryptoQuant’s QuickTake contributor, PelinayPA, with their fancy analysis on Bitcoin’s market value to realized value (that’s MVRV, for the cool kids). They’re saying this downturn could be the drama before the triumph, like every movie where the hero loses everything but still manages to save the day!
For ages, OKB languished around $50, like an understudy waiting for its moment in the spotlight. But now, with a 4x surge, it has stolen the show, igniting debates about whether this is the dawn of a new bullish era or simply a fleeting flirtation with absurdity. Let us, dear reader, delve into the drama behind this meteoric rise-because who doesn’t love a good crypto soap opera?
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Here’s the deal: Coinbase won’t kick off trading until there’s enough market-making hullabaloo and their technical widgets stop hiccuping. So for now, USD1 is sittin’ on the porch-added to the roadmap but not quite ready to chase tumbleweeds. Oh, and in a fit of transparency that would make a window blush, they even publish the contract address before launch. That way, everyone can stare at it and wonder when things will finally happen. 😏
In what can only be described as a financial farce worthy of a Wodehouse novel, our star trader has witnessed a downturn so dramatic, it’d make Aunt Agatha’s glares seem pleasant. Having built a reputation for turning a modest sum into a fortune, he’s now lost nearly all of it. The culprit? A sharp correction that wiped out his leverage like a stiff breeze through a poorly constructed hat. Four months of gains, poof! Gone faster than a plate of sandwiches at a Drones Club meeting. 😱🎩
Meanwhile, the XRP price chart behaves like a drunk ballerina, teetering between $3 and $2.75. These levels are not mere numbers; they are the gates of a digital Valhalla, where bulls and bears duel with algorithms. 🐂🐻
Now, with this approval under their belt, they’ve got a one-way ticket to offer services like custody and trading in the land of over-regulated bureaucrats-and let’s be real, that’s a whole different beast. Welcome to the jungle, Malta-style! 🏰
Ali Martinez dropped some hot takes, sharing that the TD Sequential indicator is flashing a fresh buy signal on Pudgy Penguins’ daily chart after a nine-count downtrend. Translation: the bears are tired, and the bulls are ready to charge. 🐂
Bitcoin bears are sharpening their claws below $114,000, ready to pounce as options expiry looms. 🐻⚔️
